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Most Awesome Spam Offer Ever

Most Awesome Spam Offer Ever

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I'm a busy man, Samsquamch, I can't be expected to read all of that. Just tell me: How much does it cost and how much will my penis grow?

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Originally posted by darvlay
I'm a busy man, Samsquamch, I can't be expected to read all of that. Just tell me: How much does it cost and how much will my penis grow?
Classic.

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
Well, evidently, if you buy this product, you have quite a small penis indeed. But at least you'll be brutally effective using some dangerously powerful techniques on somebody's ultra-secret sweet spot when they grab your shirt ready to bash your face in.
If it works on that lowlife Bobby Clarke, sign me up. I'll have to fix penis problem another way, I suppose.

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
Midgets.
Aye. They have strong jaws.

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
Well, evidently, if you buy this product, you have quite a small penis indeed. But at least you'll be brutally effective using some dangerously powerful techniques on somebody's ultra-secret sweet spot when they grab your shirt ready to bash your face in.
...but, will I be able to use my penis as a devastating weapon of death and carnage?