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I'm bored. Please tell me the most embarrassing thing you have ever done in the hope your misfortune will cheer me up.

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Yes, and then we who tell you are all depressed...!

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Originally posted by Aiko
Yes, and then we who tell you are all depressed...!
Maybe we can all cheer each other up - a kind of group therapy based on schadenfreude.

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I once made love to two girls at once without any protection.

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Well here's mine: I had an "accident" (a solid accident) while at infants' school after failing to make it to the toilet on time.

Somehow I thought I could get away without mentioning it or trying to clean myself up.

My plan was going well until a teacher spotted me standing in a corner of the playground at break and suggested I have a running race with a girl who was also doing nothing.

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Originally posted by darvlay
I once made love to two girls at once without any protection.
how exactly is that embarrassing. It sounds more like "em bare a$$ ing"

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Originally posted by irishhebrew82
how exactly is that embarrassing. It sounds more like "em bare a$$ ing"
I got both of them pregnant.

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Originally posted by darvlay
I got both of them pregnant.
You're right. That's much wore than mine...

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Originally posted by dottewell
You're right. That's much wore than mine...
Of course, it's a lie.

But here's a real one:

I was beat up by a girl when I was in Grade 2. She twisted my arm a la professional wrestling in front of the entire class and I began bawling.

Also, the year before, I wet myself on class picture day. 🙁

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Originally posted by darvlay
I got both of them pregnant.
darv, is that avatar real?

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Originally posted by PocketKings
darv, is that avatar real?
What a bonehead, eh?

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Originally posted by darvlay
What a bonehead, eh?
yea, where did you find that one?

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Originally posted by PocketKings
yea, where did you find that one?
I have a friend who e-mails them to me.

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Originally posted by dottewell
I'm bored. Please tell me the most embarrassing thing you have ever done in the hope your misfortune will cheer me up.
Lost a game to Bowmann.

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Originally posted by darvlay
I have a friend who e-mails them to me.
You know what happened or is it just a random e-mail?