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You know the posters I'm talking about. Like, "Perseverance: The journey of a thousand miles begins with one small step". Yeah, with the pretty picture of a natural landscape. You know the ones.

Well, here are some of my favorite motivations poster mottos.

Wishes: When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the earth which will destroy all life

Inspiration: Genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, which is why engineers sometimes smell really bad

Procrastination: Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now

Motivation: If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. the kind robots will be doing soon

Teamwork: A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destrucion

Potential: Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up

Mistakes: It could be that the only meaning of your life is to serve as a warning for others

Meetings: None of us is as dumb as all of us

Mediocrity: It takes a lot less time and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late

Incompetence: When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't accomplish

Idiocy: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

Elitism: It's lonely at the top, but its' comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom

Despair: It's always darked just before it goes pitch black

Consulting: If you're not part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem

Cluelessness: There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots

Ambition: The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly

Achievement: You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of cheap labor

Ah yes, one day I will addorn my office with these highly inspiring words. 😉









No....seriously. I'm going to do it. 🙂

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Originally posted by Omnislash
You know the posters I'm talking about. Like, "Perseverance: The journey of a thousand miles begins with one small step". Yeah, with the pretty picture of a natural landscape. You know the ones.

Well, here are some of my favorite motivations poster mottos.

[b]Wishes
: When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's real ...[text shortened]... ly inspiring words. 😉









No....seriously. I'm going to do it. 🙂[/b]
The people in your office probably spit in your coffee: I would make my own in future if I was unfortunate enough to be you.

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Some of these gems are profoundly wise.

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Originally posted by demonseed
The people in your office probably spit in your coffee: I would make my own in future if I was unfortunate enough to be you.
Coffee: The world wide medium for underlings getting a little revenge in the office


EDIT I'm going to make a fresh pot of coffee. 😉

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Reading the title, I thought this was a post about people who write posts. I wasn't sure what "motivational posters" would be, though. People who write motivating posts? People who have their own motives when writing their posts?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Reading the title, I thought this was a post about people who write posts. I wasn't sure what "motivational posters" would be, though. People who write motivating posts? People who have their own motives when writing their posts?
Is this a motivational post?

http://www.redhotpawn.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=37918

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Originally posted by Omnislash
You know the posters I'm talking about. Like, "Perseverance: The journey of a thousand miles begins with one small step". Yeah, with the pretty picture of a natural landscape. You know the ones.

Well, here are some of my favorite motivations poster mottos.

[b]Wishes
: When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's real ly inspiring words. 😉









No....seriously. I'm going to do it. 🙂[/b]
monkey: more than a walrus, less than a man.

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Originally posted by demonseed
The people in your office probably spit in your coffee: I would make my own in future if I was unfortunate enough to be you.
...are you saying you enjoy motivational "art"? Gets ya all fired up to be a good little worker bee, does it?

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Can I email these to my friends?

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Originally posted by reader1107
Can I email these to my friends?
No. Please read copyright notices in TOS.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
No. Please read copyright notices in TOS.
Actually, I was asking the original author, who can give permission I think.

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Motivational Posters

I think Bill Posters must have been one of the most motivational Posters ever.

I often see signs Bill Posters will be procescuted, but I'm unsure of his message.

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Originally posted by dottewell
[b]monkey: more than a walrus, less than a man.[/b]
HEY!

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you can get these posters here:
http://www.despair.com/viewall.html
or mugs if you like

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Originally posted by invigorate
Motivational Posters

I think Bill Posters must have been one of the most motivational Posters ever.

I often see signs Bill Posters will be procescuted, but I'm unsure of his message.
😀