@the-gravedigger said
Ha, so you admit to being able to hack into peoples interwebs with your phone.
Dead right. I have accesed three cctv cameras near Relentless Red's house and wired it up to a gigantic YouTube screen over a roundabout in the city so that Indonesian floosies and rascals can send anonymous pictures of their scrotums and pudendas to him, with captions in ancient Javanese [and the word INDONESIA], when they see him return from the beach during one of his infamous
30-minute pauses. All with my phone. Dead right.