Mouthpiece for hire

Because Very Rusty, a prominent member of the Friends Group, has cost me my position as the official mouthpiece for catfoodtim, I am now offering myself to the public.

Services include:
Posting stuff on your behalf
Making statements on your behalf
Asking questions on your behalf
Calling people idiots on your behalf
Saying things are stupied on your behalf.

I work for free but I will only work for those who are high up on the social ladder here at RHP. No cretins!

Originally posted by hopscotch
... I will only work for those who are high up on the social ladder here at RHP. No cretins!

Originally posted by Badwater
Nuts. 😞

I'm certain that a good number are allergic to me.

{[These nuts are packaged in a nut free environment but we cannot guarantee that they don't contain nuts]}

I never really liked nuts as a child and even now I hate them, which is a bit ironic considering that my favourite dessert is pecan nut pie and whipped cream. I can't even eat pecan nuts unless they're on that delicious delicious pie.

You're hired. Any man that likes pecan, needs no interview. Go, spread my opinions or what have you. I'll sit on my laurels and rest my fingers.

Originally posted by Starrman
You're hired. Any man that likes pecan, needs no interview. Go, spread my opinions or what have you. I'll sit on my laurels and rest my fingers.

Originally posted by hopscotch
Because Very Rusty, a prominent member of the Friends Group, has cost me my position as the official mouthpiece for catfoodtim, I am now offering myself to the public.

Services include:
Posting stuff on your behalf
Making statements on your behalf
Asking questions on your behalf
Calling people idiots on your behalf
Saying things are stupied on your ...[text shortened]... ree but I will only work for those who are high up on the social ladder here at RHP. No cretins!

Originally posted by Very Rusty
I never was nor will I be a member of the "Friends Group", untill they learn to treat everyone with respect, and stop their gang attacks,. etc., etc., etc..

Funny Stuff though Hoppy! Thanks for the laughs!

Originally posted by Badwater
You were elected Vice-Captain, even if it was a facade of a forcible coup. You're part of the Friends Group and our most outspoken diplomat! And your professions to the contrary are political genius. Genius, I tell you!!

Originally posted by Very Rusty
I did not except the nomination little on agree to an election.

I have no association with the 'Friends Group', you have a hard time reading and understanding I take it.

Have a look at your Profile then public posts. See if you might be boarder line for stalking a certain member of RHP.... 😛

Originally posted by Badwater
As Vice-Captain of the Friends Group, you are of course correct.

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