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is this unethical chess?

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Originally posted by Kaboooomba
is this unethical chess?
Depends. If you're playing yourself, I suppose it's OK.

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...what about making your opponent move someone elses pieces poorly and if they make an unexpected good move while you're not looking you can come in the game pick up their pony and knock all the pieces off the board to forfeit the game.

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Then it's only ok if he can kick you in the nuts twice.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Then it's only ok if he can kick you in the nuts twice.
what if he's too short to reach my nuts... do we get him a ladder?

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Originally posted by Kaboooomba
what if he's too short to reach my nuts... do we get him a ladder?
No. You have to pay for his Tae Kwon Do lessons though.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
No. You have to pay for his Tae Kwon Do lessons though.
O.K... but who pay's the doc's bill for his twisted ankle?

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I've had an opponent knock over his pieces by 'accident' when we were nearing the end game. When he re positioned them I noticed he had moved his king from g to f-file. Nice try though!

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Originally posted by Kaboooomba
O.K... but who pay's the doc's bill for his twisted ankle?
Depends; did he twist it in practice, or because he's not used to kicking high, or because your nuts grabbed his foot and twisted it?

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Originally posted by Jack Gable
I've had an opponent knock over his pieces by 'accident' when we were nearing the end game. When he re positioned them I noticed he had moved his king from g to f-file. Nice try though!
let me give you some advice jack-a@@ of green gables... if you want to get some recs you're gonna have to try a lot harder than that. you only have 1!!!

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Depends; did he twist it in practice, or because he's not used to kicking high, or because your nuts grabbed his foot and twisted it?
ummm... he did it while kneeling down to steal some tulips in a public garden.

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Originally posted by Kaboooomba
let me give you some advice jack-a@@ of green gables... if you want to get some recs you're gonna have to try a lot harder than that. you only have 1!!!
If he's looking for advice on rec-whoring, you are apparently the wrong place to go, Mr-7-rec-man...hahahaha!

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
If he's looking for advice on rec-whoring, you are apparently the wrong place to go, Mr-7-rec-man...hahahaha!
🙂... it's my favourite number. having 7 recs shows 'everybody' at RHP respects me.

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
If he's looking for advice on rec-whoring, you are apparently the wrong place to go, Mr-7-rec-man...hahahaha!
Yea, but is rec-whoring really something to strive for? I mean, yea sure, at first it seems kinda innocent. You're telling yourself you're only doing it because you need those recs. Pretty soon though, you realize that it's taking over your life completely. People you don't know wants to hurt you and you have no protection. They'll start wreccing things that aren't even worth wreccing, leaving you looking like an idiot. Then, you realize how low you have sunk and you start to feel dirty and disadjusted; a freak that noone cares for anymore, accept those who actually recs you for what you have to offer (but they don't care either - they just want your reccing-worth of goods).

I'm telling you, stop your rec-whoring before it's too late, or you will live the rest of your life regretting it, wondering what you could have been, had you not wasted your youth on that useless excercise.

I say, play chess instead. That's only a waste of time if you're as useless at it as me. 😀

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Originally posted by stocken
Yea, but is rec-whoring really something to strive for? I mean, yea sure, at first it seems kinda innocent. You're telling yourself you're only doing it because you need those recs. Pretty soon though, you realize that it's taking over your life completely. People you don't know wants to hurt you and you have no protection. They'll start wreccing things that ...[text shortened]... play chess instead. That's only a waste of time if you're as useless at it as me. 😀
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