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Breaking News: Expert's (after an inquiry) have established that sticking your fist up a ducks bottom can make you fertile on Good Friday. Hammerhead Shark found on Titan, Prince Harry confesses to an I.Q. of 84 & Mel Gibson goes on a charity run for Co-codamol.

Kevin Eleven

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Perhaps this is the time to reveal that I am also secretly . . .

Nope. Can't do it. That would be wrong. But oh so right. But still so very wrong.

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Linkenheim

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Chris Guffogg
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@kevin-eleven said
Perhaps this is the time to reveal that I am also secretly . . .

Nope. Can't do it. That would be wrong. But oh so right. But still so very wrong.
It's the only day of the year you can confess and get away with it F.S.🀦‍♂️ You'll have to wait another year before you can get away with it and conceal the shame.

Woofwoof

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@hells-caretaker said
Breaking News: Expert's (after an inquiry) have established that sticking your fist up a ducks bottom can make you fertile on Good Friday. Hammerhead Shark found on Titan, Prince Harry confesses to an I.Q. of 84 & Mel Gibson goes on a charity run for Co-codamol.
I hear that Trump can fit two fists.

Chris Guffogg
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@wolfe63 said
I hear that Trump can fit two fists.
Followed by the head... I've heard about this in years gone past🚬

Ghost of a Duke

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@hells-caretaker said
Breaking News: Expert's (after an inquiry) have established that sticking your fist up a ducks bottom can make you fertile on Good Friday. Hammerhead Shark found on Titan, Prince Harry confesses to an I.Q. of 84 & Mel Gibson goes on a charity run for Co-codamol.
I'm not very good at making stuff up (said the fiction writer).

Chris Guffogg
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@Ghost-of-a-Duke
Take your stuff to the food market Spanky - Stocks are on the Queenside nest to the Easter Bunny.

Kevin Eleven

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I still sleep with my Cookie Monster doll.

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@wolfe63 said
I hear that Trump can fit two fists.
Plus a foot!

-VR

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