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01 Apr 21
01 Apr 21
@kevin-eleven saidIt's the only day of the year you can confess and get away with it F.S.π€¦βοΈ You'll have to wait another year before you can get away with it and conceal the shame.
Perhaps this is the time to reveal that I am also secretly . . .
Nope. Can't do it. That would be wrong. But oh so right. But still so very wrong.
01 Apr 21
@hells-caretaker saidI hear that Trump can fit two fists.
Breaking News: Expert's (after an inquiry) have established that sticking your fist up a ducks bottom can make you fertile on Good Friday. Hammerhead Shark found on Titan, Prince Harry confesses to an I.Q. of 84 & Mel Gibson goes on a charity run for Co-codamol.
01 Apr 21
@hells-caretaker saidI'm not very good at making stuff up (said the fiction writer).
Breaking News: Expert's (after an inquiry) have established that sticking your fist up a ducks bottom can make you fertile on Good Friday. Hammerhead Shark found on Titan, Prince Harry confesses to an I.Q. of 84 & Mel Gibson goes on a charity run for Co-codamol.
01 Apr 21
@Ghost-of-a-Duke
Take your stuff to the food market Spanky - Stocks are on the Queenside nest to the Easter Bunny.