03 Oct 05
:'(
It's unfair I tells ya...
I start the engine; BANG; smoke; no more engine...
I get out to look at what the hell could have happened and there's oil dripping down the side and front of the bloody vehicle!
Bloody Italian cars. They are good for nothing.
NOTHING of worth has come out of bloody Italy for the last 400 years and I've seen their infrastructure, one must suffer from intelligence deficiancy to trust anything that comes out of that blasted country full of hairy-arsed women!
God damn.
WHY WHY WHY WHY on earth did I get suckered into buying a bloody Alfa Romeo???
My life is a nightmare.
Please let it end.
03 Oct 05
Originally posted by shavixmirHA! I laugh at your misfortune! The easiest way to "let it end" would be to grab an axe and chop off your balls. If it worked for me, it'll work for you. 😉
:'(
It's unfair I tells ya...
I start the engine; BANG; smoke; no more engine...
I get out to look at what the hell could have happened and there's oil dripping down the side and front of the bloody vehicle!
Bloody Italian cars. They are good for nothing.
NOTHING of worth has come out of bloody Italy for the last 400 years and I've seen the ...[text shortened]... get suckered into buying a bloody Alfa Romeo???
My life is a nightmare.
Please let it end.
03 Oct 05
Originally posted by shavixmirLook at the bright side, atleast you make the rest of us feel better about our lives.
:'(
It's unfair I tells ya...
I start the engine; BANG; smoke; no more engine...
I get out to look at what the hell could have happened and there's oil dripping down the side and front of the bloody vehicle!
Bloody Italian cars. They are good for nothing.
NOTHING of worth has come out of bloody Italy for the last 400 years and I've seen the ...[text shortened]... get suckered into buying a bloody Alfa Romeo???
My life is a nightmare.
Please let it end.
P.S. Could I have your picture? Some of my co-workers would like to put it up so we can point and laugh when were having a bad day here.
03 Oct 05
Originally posted by shavixmirWhy on earth did you buy an Alfa ? Couldn't you afford a Lada ?
:'(
It's unfair I tells ya...
I start the engine; BANG; smoke; no more engine...
I get out to look at what the hell could have happened and there's oil dripping down the side and front of the bloody vehicle!
Bloody Italian cars. They are good for nothing.
NOTHING of worth has come out of bloody Italy for the last 400 years and I've seen the ...[text shortened]... get suckered into buying a bloody Alfa Romeo???
My life is a nightmare.
Please let it end.
skeeter
03 Oct 05
Originally posted by shavixmirIsabella Rosselini.
NOTHING of worth has come out of bloody Italy for the last 400 years and I've seen their infrastructure, one must suffer from intelligence deficiancy to trust anything that comes out of that blasted country full of hairy-arsed women!
Your argument has crumbled.
03 Oct 05
Originally posted by catfoodtimYou're both mad, if either of the Rosselinis are beautiful, I'm Bob Dylan.
i concur
the only woman more beautiful was her mother
jesus shavixmir is cursed, if its not parrot attacks its car explosions.
edit: you must have taste Varg...if you live in God's County
03 Oct 05
Originally posted by shavixmirYou bought an Alfa. You really should have known better.
:'(
It's unfair I tells ya...
I start the engine; BANG; smoke; no more engine...
I get out to look at what the hell could have happened and there's oil dripping down the side and front of the bloody vehicle!
Bloody Italian cars. They are good for nothing.
NOTHING of worth has come out of bloody Italy for the last 400 years and I've seen the ...[text shortened]... get suckered into buying a bloody Alfa Romeo???
My life is a nightmare.
Please let it end.
I recently bought a second-hand car. I researched BMWs, Jaguars and Alfas. *Every* piece of feedback/information I received screamed 'DO NOT BUY A SECOND-HAND ALFA!'
Sometimes you have to listen.
03 Oct 05
Originally posted by ivangriceFunnily enough (or not) my Dad had an engine blow up on his Alfa, just out of warranty...
You bought an Alfa. You really should have known better.
I recently bought a second-hand car. I researched BMWs, Jaguars and Alfas. *Every* piece of feedback/information I received screamed 'DO NOT BUY A SECOND-HAND ALFA!'
Sometimes you have to listen.