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:'(

It's unfair I tells ya...
I start the engine; BANG; smoke; no more engine...

I get out to look at what the hell could have happened and there's oil dripping down the side and front of the bloody vehicle!

Bloody Italian cars. They are good for nothing.
NOTHING of worth has come out of bloody Italy for the last 400 years and I've seen their infrastructure, one must suffer from intelligence deficiancy to trust anything that comes out of that blasted country full of hairy-arsed women!

God damn.

WHY WHY WHY WHY on earth did I get suckered into buying a bloody Alfa Romeo???
My life is a nightmare.

Please let it end.

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I am just gonna have a wild stab in the dark, but something tells me you aren't too happy today Shav.

Am I any where near correct?

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Originally posted by shavixmir
:'(

It's unfair I tells ya...
I start the engine; BANG; smoke; no more engine...

I get out to look at what the hell could have happened and there's oil dripping down the side and front of the bloody vehicle!

Bloody Italian cars. They are good for nothing.
NOTHING of worth has come out of bloody Italy for the last 400 years and I've seen the ...[text shortened]... get suckered into buying a bloody Alfa Romeo???
My life is a nightmare.

Please let it end.
HA! I laugh at your misfortune! The easiest way to "let it end" would be to grab an axe and chop off your balls. If it worked for me, it'll work for you. 😉

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Originally posted by shavixmir
:'(

It's unfair I tells ya...
I start the engine; BANG; smoke; no more engine...

I get out to look at what the hell could have happened and there's oil dripping down the side and front of the bloody vehicle!

Bloody Italian cars. They are good for nothing.
NOTHING of worth has come out of bloody Italy for the last 400 years and I've seen the ...[text shortened]... get suckered into buying a bloody Alfa Romeo???
My life is a nightmare.

Please let it end.
Look at the bright side, atleast you make the rest of us feel better about our lives.



P.S. Could I have your picture? Some of my co-workers would like to put it up so we can point and laugh when were having a bad day here.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
:'(

It's unfair I tells ya...
I start the engine; BANG; smoke; no more engine...

I get out to look at what the hell could have happened and there's oil dripping down the side and front of the bloody vehicle!

Bloody Italian cars. They are good for nothing.
NOTHING of worth has come out of bloody Italy for the last 400 years and I've seen the ...[text shortened]... get suckered into buying a bloody Alfa Romeo???
My life is a nightmare.

Please let it end.
Why on earth did you buy an Alfa ? Couldn't you afford a Lada ?

skeeter

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Originally posted by shavixmir
NOTHING of worth has come out of bloody Italy for the last 400 years and I've seen their infrastructure, one must suffer from intelligence deficiancy to trust anything that comes out of that blasted country full of hairy-arsed women!
Isabella Rosselini.
Your argument has crumbled.

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Originally posted by catfoodtim
i concur

the only woman more beautiful was her mother

jesus shavixmir is cursed, if its not parrot attacks its car explosions.

edit: you must have taste Varg...if you live in God's County
You're both mad, if either of the Rosselinis are beautiful, I'm Bob Dylan.

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Originally posted by Varg
Isabella Rosselini.
Your argument has crumbled.


And don't forget parmesan...

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Originally posted by Starrman
You're both mad, if either of the Rosselinis are beautiful, I'm Bob Dylan.
Is your surname 'Tambourine Man'?

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Originally posted by Starrman
You're both mad, if either of the Rosselinis are beautiful, I'm Bob Dylan.
You're right. I am mad.
I meant Monica Bellucci. A guy who sits opposite me raves about Rosselini - I'm not even sure what she looks like.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
:'(

It's unfair I tells ya...
I start the engine; BANG; smoke; no more engine...

I get out to look at what the hell could have happened and there's oil dripping down the side and front of the bloody vehicle!

Bloody Italian cars. They are good for nothing.
NOTHING of worth has come out of bloody Italy for the last 400 years and I've seen the ...[text shortened]... get suckered into buying a bloody Alfa Romeo???
My life is a nightmare.

Please let it end.
You bought an Alfa. You really should have known better.

I recently bought a second-hand car. I researched BMWs, Jaguars and Alfas. *Every* piece of feedback/information I received screamed 'DO NOT BUY A SECOND-HAND ALFA!'

Sometimes you have to listen.

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Originally posted by ivangrice
You bought an Alfa. You really should have known better.

I recently bought a second-hand car. I researched BMWs, Jaguars and Alfas. *Every* piece of feedback/information I received screamed 'DO NOT BUY A SECOND-HAND ALFA!'

Sometimes you have to listen.
Funnily enough (or not) my Dad had an engine blow up on his Alfa, just out of warranty...

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Shaz, read 'the story of my life'. It may cheer you up, though i give no guarentees on the basis that you may have been the guy i was writing about...

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The rossi family... all are very cool 🙂