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My cat is being tortured

My cat is being tortured

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Phew!

Don't worry guys - it's just a live concert of that friggin band Evanesence (or whatever) on TV.
How my girlfriend is sleeping through that, I just don't know.

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Originally posted by bub
same way she sleeps threw you shafting her i expect!
LMAO!

"Roll me over when you have finished!"

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Originally posted by bub
same way she sleeps threw you shafting her i expect!
Thanks Bubbles. Your spelling and punctuation skills could use some work.

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Originally posted by Crowley
Phew!

Don't worry guys - it's just a live concert of that friggin band Evanesence (or whatever) on TV.
How my girlfriend is sleeping through that, I just don't know.
I have contacted your local Animal Rights Organization. They were shocked when I told them what your cat has to go through. They will be at your house shortly.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Thanks Bubbles. Your spelling and punctuation skills could use some work.
Like i care!

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Originally posted by bub
same way she sleeps threw you shafting her i expect!
Yeah, whatever bubbles. At least I have a face that people can use to distinguish my sex from.
Say Hi to truck or lorry (whatever your illegitimate son's name is)

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I have contacted your local Animal Rights Organization. They were shocked when I told them what your cat has to go through. They will be at your house shortly.
That lazy bastard is either licking himself unappropriately or sleeping. Either way, he always seems to be in his happy place...

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Originally posted by Crowley
That lazy bastard is either licking himself unappropriately or sleeping. Either way, he always seems to be in his happy place...
Send him to the Happy Thread.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Send him to the Happy Thread.
or to the motorway.

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Originally posted by Crowley
Yeah, whatever bubbles. At least I have a face that people can use to distinguish my sex from.
Say Hi to truck or lorry (whatever your illegitimate son's name is)
Yeah but your girlfriend dont! Lorrance actually! And hes legitimate unlike anything you'll ever spawn!

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Send him to the Happy Thread.
That is just horrible. You probably eat bunny heads for the fun of it.


You are actually a very cruel little witch Noodles.

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Originally posted by bub
Yeah but your girlfriend dont! Lorrance actually! And hes legitimate unlike anything you'll ever spawn!
Your comebacks are about as lame as your sex appeal.

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Originally posted by Crowley
Your comebacks are about as lame as your sex appeal.
Really! lmao, your nothing to look at lard arse, and the only thing you can do is take digs at others familys!

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Originally posted by Crowley
That is just horrible. You probably eat bunny heads for the fun of it.


You are actually a very cruel little witch Noodles.
Yes. Yes she is.