Every time he farts he startles himself and jumps around as if something crept up and got him from behind. The stench could peal paint and the cat is doing her best to stay the hell away from him. The poor stinky beast must have eaten something long dead... possibly a skunk or the butt out of a dead sasquatch.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateSounds he sneaked out for a few pints and a curry to me
Every time he farts he startles himself and jumps around as if something crept up and got him from behind. The stench could peal paint and the cat is doing her best to stay the hell away from him. The poor stinky beast must have eaten something long dead... possibly a skunk or the butt out of a dead sasquatch.