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everybody has a duck but me.

my life is meaningless.

although... someone once told me i have a monkey or some other such primate on my back. do monkeys count?

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Originally posted by hopscotch
although... someone once told me i have a monkey or some other such primate on my back. do monkeys count?
only with their socks off

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Originally posted by claretnblue
only with their socks off
What about little sisters?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
My Mecha-Giga-Duck is 50 stories tall, and can perform a 'sonic mud blast'. It is constructed from a plastisized metal unknown to man.

We fight crime together on weekends... so If you hear I am cutting the grass, you can guess I am really on a secret mission.

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Duck Of Death!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
Duck Of Death!!!!!!!!!!!
Your Duckies stand little chance....

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Your Duckies stand little chance....

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No!!!!!! Back away from my duckies, you....you......evildoer!!!!!!!!😠

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
No!!!!!! Back away from my duckies, you....you......evildoer!!!!!!!!😠
Relax, we fight crime....... Just last week I had to go up against Crib's Robo-Hoes!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Relax, we fight crime....... Just last week I had to go up against Crib's Robo-Hoes!

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Awwww! *pats your ducky on it's punkin head and gives it a cookie (and gives you two, because I know how you whine) 😀

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
Awwww! *pats your ducky on it's punkin head and gives it a cookie (and gives you two, because I know how you whine) 😀
yes, ok, fine, whatever, but really, what kind of cookie?

we live in an infinite universe. the cookie possibilities are ENDLESS. i need DETAILS. DETAILS keep me warm and safe at night.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
yes, ok, fine, whatever, but really, what kind of cookie?

we live in an infinite universe. the cookie possibilities are ENDLESS. i need DETAILS. DETAILS keep me warm and safe at night.
Princess Avatar has magic cookies... once you have one, they become your favorite cookie....

Peanutbutter... Chocolate Chip... Sugar... Oatmeal.... Oreo... Nilla Wafer... Christmass Cookies... Black and Whites... etc.

That is why I always ask for 2... so I don't get a single Peanutbutter chocolate chip cookie....

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Princess Avatar has magic cookies... once you have one, they become your favorite cookie....

Peanutbutter... Chocolate Chip... Sugar... Oatmeal.... Oreo... Nilla Wafer... Christmass Cookies... Black and Whites... etc.

That is why I always ask for 2... so I don't get a single Peanutbutter chocolate chip cookie....

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snickerdoodle as well :-)

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Originally posted by hopscotch
everybody has a duck but me.

my life is meaningless.

although... someone once told me i have a monkey or some other such primate on my back. do monkeys count?
*hands outr duckies to those less fortunate.😀

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
*hands outr duckies to those less fortunate.😀
mmm... these duckies are DEElicious.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
mmm... these duckies are DEElicious.
Just wait till she sees your post!😲