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My Job A Cotter In Dress Faktory

My Job A Cotter In Dress Faktory

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Sakspere is saying what fulls man is and I am feeling just the same way when I am thinking about mine job a cotter in Dress Faktory on 38 st. by 7 av. For why should be slafing in dark place by laktric lights and all kinds hot, for Boss who is fat and driving fency automobile? I ask! Because we are the deprassed workers of world. And are being exployted. By Bosses. In mine shop is no difference. Oh how bad is laktric light, oh how is all kinds hot. And when I am telling Foreman should be better conditions he hollers, Kaplin you redical!!
So I keep still and work by bad light and always hot. But someday will the workers making Bosses to work! And then Kaplan will give to them bad laktric and positively no windows for the air should come in! So they can know what it means to slafe! Kaplan will make Foreman a cotter like he is. And the most bad dezigns to cot out. Justice.
Mine job is cotting Dress dezigns.
T-H-E E-N-D

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
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Sakspere is saying what fulls man is and I am feeling just the same way when I am thinking about mine job a cotter in Dress Faktory on 38 st. by 7 av. For why should be slafing in dark place by laktric lights and all kinds hot, for Boss who is fat and driving fency automobile? I ask! Because we are the deprassed workers o ...[text shortened]... . And the most bad dezigns to cot out. Justice.
Mine job is cotting Dress dezigns.
T-H-E E-N-D
H*Y*M*A*N K*A*P*L*A*N is so funny; I love it. Have you read all of it? My mum used to read it to me when I was younger with all different accents; it was my favourite book!

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Originally posted by Freddie2006
H*Y*M*A*N K*A*P*L*A*N is so funny; I love it. Have you read all of it? My mum used to read it to me when I was younger with all different accents; it was my favourite book!
It's excellent. There is something hilarious about quoting Shakespeare and a worker's revolution and yet being barely able to get a sentence in English out.

Haha, laktric lights.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
It's excellent. There is something hilarious about quoting Shakespeare and a worker's revolution and yet being barely able to get a sentence in English out.

Haha, laktric lights.
Is that the name of the book? It sounds very good. I can imagine you correcting every word as you read it. (Must be irritating to you.) Ha ha. I googled it on the net and it looks like they may have a play going in New York. Called the "Education of Hyman Kaplan". I haven't found a copy of the book yet I think I might enjoy reading it. Can you tell more about the book?

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Never mind I found the reviews.

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Fifteen Common Nouns and Their Plural Forms by H*Y*M*A*N K*A*P*L*A*N

house......makes......houses
dog.........makes......dogies
library......makes......Public library
cat..........makes......Katz