My next door neighbors called fire and rescue yesterday.
The man had noticed the toilet seat was cracked, so he Super glued it back together.
His wife went in and started her bath water running, disrobed, and sat down on the "throne."
She soon discovered she was stuck tight to the seat, totally naked, and panicking.
She asked her hubby to call 911 after he unsuccessfully tried to remove her from the seat.
The rescue crew arrived, and she asked her hubby to get something to cover her up. The only thing he could find in a jiffy was a decorative sombrero that was on the wall. She put it on her lap.
The firemen went into the bathroom to assess the situation.
The husband asked if his wife would be ok.
The fireman said, "Your wife will be fine, but I'm afraid the Mexican is a goner."
Originally posted by Ice Cold...and that's when the argument started.
My next door neighbors called fire and rescue yesterday.
The man had noticed the toilet seat was cracked, so he Super glued it back together.
His wife went in and started her bath water running, disrobed, and sat down on the "throne."
She soon discovered she was stuck tight to the seat, totally naked, and panicking.
She asked her hubby to call 911 ...[text shortened]... be ok.
The fireman said, "Your wife will be fine, but I'm afraid the Mexican is a goner."