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Finally, a cartridge fit for men to shoot. And fit to shoot men with.

http://www.chuckhawks.com/825_magnum.htm


Couldn't afford the penis extension operation, eh?

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Couldn't afford the penis extension operation, eh?
Nothing to attach it to.

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Originally posted by Sam The Sham
Finally, a cartridge fit for men to shoot. And fit to shoot men with.

http://www.chuckhawks.com/825_magnum.htm
That's not designed for humans. It's for bigger animals, no?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
That's not designed for humans. It's for bigger animals, no?
It's a lampoon guy. Not real. Making fun of the ultra big bore craze.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
It's for bigger animals, no?
Yes. They're called Americans.

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Originally posted by Sam The Sham
It's a lampoon guy. Not real. Making fun of the ultra big bore craze.
Oops.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Oops.
Saying they contacted Charles Atlas through a medium and he declared the recoil to be controllable should have tipped you off. Also the bit about animals coming back to life when shot by the puny .44 magnum.

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Hey Russ! Where's that redneck forum you promised us?


Having once a long long time ago been a deputy sheriff a few words of wisdom. Rifles and shot guns are for hunting. Pistols are designed for killing people. There are exceptions of course, but those exceptions usually are for people in risk type jobs that could require fast use of a gun and it would not be practical to carry a rifle. But be assured, when a person buys a hand gun, somewhere in the recesses of their mind, it is a killing machine to be used as a weapon.

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Originally posted by Sam The Sham
Finally, a cartridge fit for men to shoot. And fit to shoot men with.

http://www.chuckhawks.com/825_magnum.htm
Are you a killer?!

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Scary toy for a k-k-k-kid that self admittedly loathes the let's-all-be-one-race thing.

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Originally posted by Sam The Sham
It's a lampoon guy. Not real. Making fun of the ultra big bore craze.
Tell us the truth now - you'd buy that gun if it was on the market? And you'd get the shiny plated one and dance around the house naked with it, eh?

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Originally posted by Crowley
Tell us the truth now - you'd buy that gun if it was on the market? And you'd get the shiny plated one and dance around the house naked with it, eh?
Granny bought two of them and grew a penis and a beard. Now i won't need the operation. Get in line girls.

GRANNY.

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Originally posted by Sam The Sham
Saying they contacted Charles Atlas through a medium and he declared the recoil to be controllable should have tipped you off. Also the bit about animals coming back to life when shot by the puny .44 magnum.
I didn't bother to read most of it.