My Own Private Ivanhoe

dottewell

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23 Mar 06 09:23

dottewell

Joined: 12 Jun 05
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23 Mar 06 09:23

Gay narcoleptic Ivanhoe and rich, rebellious No1Marauder go on a quest to find Ivanhoe's mother. Ivanhoe is in love with No1, who unconvincingly claims he is straight.

~~Kaboooomba~~

In the wind.

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23 Mar 06 09:50

Originally posted by dottewell
Gay narcoleptic Ivanhoe and rich, rebellious No1Marauder go on a quest to find Ivanhoe's mother. Ivanhoe is in love with No1, who unconvincingly claims he is straight.

if they want to get married, they could come to NZ as it is legal here.

Lucardo

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23 Mar 06 09:51

One day, they met a deeply troubled drag queen.

~~Kaboooomba~~

In the wind.

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23 Mar 06 09:55

Originally posted by Lucardo
One day, they met a deeply troubled drag queen.

did jelousy split god's chosen?

Lucardo

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23 Mar 06 10:14

Originally posted by Kaboooomba
did jelousy split god's chosen?

No, fortunately for our two heroes the drag queen was deeply in love with a mentally retarder one legged pixie who lived in an enchanted forest somewhere in New Zealand.

Bosse de Nage

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Spiel des Lebens

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23 Mar 06 10:32

They go to a watch a film together: Saving Private Ivanhoe.

~~Kaboooomba~~

In the wind.

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23 Mar 06 10:33

Originally posted by Lucardo
No, fortunately for our two heroes the drag queen was deeply in love with a mentally retarder one legged pixie who lived in an enchanted forest somewhere in New Zealand.

yes, i've heard of this pixie. when it rains and a rainbow forms the pixie is found stealing piles of gold.
this would make for a great movie... 'thank god it's not me'.

Lucardo

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23 Mar 06 10:36

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
They go to a watch a film together: Saving Private Ivanhoe.

While at the movies, the drag queen slip some love potion into our heroes's popcorn.

Dr Strangelove

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23 Mar 06 10:46

Originally posted by Lucardo
No, fortunately for our two heroes the drag queen was deeply in love with a mentally retarder one legged pixie who lived in an enchanted forest somewhere in New Zealand.

Otherwise known as Xanthos?

Lucardo

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23 Mar 06 10:51

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Otherwise known as Xanthos?

Yebo. Good to see someone on this site knows his mentally retarded one legged pixies.