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My wifes problem..

My wifes problem..

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Let me start by saying straight out that I love my wife and would do almost anything for her. She's beautiful, sexy, thoughtful and a great cook and I would love to have her be the mother of my children, but for her one major failing - she's a n*gger.
Obviously I knew this before we got married, but being blinded by love I hoped we could get beyond that one day, more fool me. When I think of what way our kids might turn out with a n*gger for a mother, I squirm.
A couple of my friends are going out with n*ggers and they've both admitted that at times it can be very hard to deal with and that it's an issue which could lead to a break-up.
Let's face it guys, we look for the hot chicks - blondes, brunettes, redheads, curvy, slim, tall, short, it's all good - but nobody really wants to end up with a n*gger, do they?
Can anyone offer me any advice apart from getting shot of her and looking for a woman more my type? As I said, she's an absolutely adorable woman, and I would gladly spend the rest of my life in bliss with her - if she'd just stop n*gging!

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Good god!
You had me there for a while dude ๐Ÿ˜‰


Tell her to put a sock in it!?

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Originally posted by SbecspeledrX
Let me start by saying straight out that I love my wife and would do almost anything for her. She's beautiful, sexy, thoughtful and a great cook and I would love to have her be the mother of my children, but for her one major failing - she's a n*gger.
Obviously I knew this before we got married, but being blinded by love I hoped we could get beyond ...[text shortened]... I would gladly spend the rest of my life in bliss with her - if she'd just stop n*gging!

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My advice is that you go slowly and blissfully deaf.

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Originally posted by SbecspeledrX
Let me start by saying straight out that I love my wife and would do almost anything for her. She's beautiful, sexy, thoughtful and a great cook and I would love to have her be the mother of my children, but for her one major failing - she's a n*gger.
Obviously I knew this before we got married, but being blinded by love I hoped we could get beyond ...[text shortened]... I would gladly spend the rest of my life in bliss with her - if she'd just stop n*gging!

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Thumbs up.

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People nag people they feel comfortable with and they do it mostly because they aren't being listened too.

Could this apply to you?

Have you listened to what she's nagging you about? If it's untidiness, laziness or lateness.. get you act together. Can you converse without raising voices? When you converse do you listen? Don't you answer these questions... ask her if you listen to her.

Try courting her once in a while... send her flowers with a love note ask her out? Take her out to dinner getting the doors take her coat etc let her know she is special. If someone treats you that way do you nag or get short with them...heck no!

If it doesn't apply... try duct tape

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Originally posted by Tirau Dan
People nag people they feel comfortable with and they do it mostly because they aren't being listened too.

Could this apply to you?

Have you listened to what she's nagging you about? If it's untidiness, laziness or lateness.. ge ...[text shortened]... hort with them...heck no!

If it doesn't apply... try duct tape
I think you're missing the point, dude.

EDIT: And anyway: whaa-tish!! (sound of a whip being cracked).

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Holy cow, you had me till the end. I could feel my blood starting to boil, literally, going "is he REALLY serious?!?" Good one!

ncrosby๐Ÿ™‚

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Originally posted by ncrosby
Holy cow, you had me till the end. I could feel my blood starting to boil, literally, going "is he REALLY serious?!?" Good one!

ncrosby๐Ÿ™‚
Same here. What is "nigging" anyway? ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Originally posted by kw72uk
Same here. What is "nigging" anyway? ๐Ÿ˜‰
I was wondering...๐Ÿ˜€

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Originally posted by ncrosby
Holy cow, you had me till the end. I could feel my blood starting to boil, literally, going "is he REALLY serious?!?" Good one!

ncrosby๐Ÿ™‚
I have to agree. I was reading and thinking: "Holy hell...this boy's got nuts the size of water melons..."

Classic!

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Originally posted by SbecspeledrX
Let me start by saying straight out that I love my wife and would do almost anything for her. She's beautiful, sexy, thoughtful and a great cook and I would love to have her be the mother of my children, but for her one major failing - she's a n*gger.
Obviously I knew this before we got married, but being blinded by love I hoped we could get beyond ...[text shortened]... I would gladly spend the rest of my life in bliss with her - if she'd just stop n*gging!

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N*gging = Nagging??
N*gger = Nagger???

Why not put it as it is, it is confusing for me

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Originally posted by Varg
I think you're missing the point, dude.

EDIT: And anyway: whaa-tish!! (sound of a whip being cracked).
or a crack being whipped.

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If a man speaks in a forest and there are no women around, is
he still wrong?

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Originally posted by sonhouse
If a man speaks in a forest and there are no women around, is
he still wrong?
What kind of question is this! OF COURSE HE'S WRONG!

-Fatty

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Originally posted by sonhouse
If a man speaks in a forest and there are no women around, is
he still wrong?
From the initial shock of this thread to that comment one of the best threads I have read for a long time๐Ÿ˜€