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nailing jello to the wall

nailing jello to the wall

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once upon a time
i told you a story
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i cain't understand why you won't believe me

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@rookie54 said
once upon a time
i told you a story
lol
i cain't understand why you won't believe me
I remember that story.
I put it on the wall.
I throw darts at it,
but it refuses to fall.

To nail jello to the wall ... knock the wall down first. Simples.

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all the things sitting on pam bondi's desk

the epstein files
the arc of the covenant
the watergate tape missing 18 minutes
bill clinton's cigar
the iraqi weapons of mass destruction
kristi noem's dead dog
my butt plug

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Countin' flowers on the wall
That don't bother me at all
Playin' solitaire 'til dawn with a deck of 51
Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo
Now don't tell me, I've nothin' to do

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Man is equally incapable of seeing the nothingness from which he emerges and the infinity in which he is engulfed.

~ Blaise Pascal
French mathematician, physicist (1623 - 1662)

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@Earl-of-Trumps said
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6DmeR9a6ig

Countin' flowers on the wall
That don't bother me at all
Playin' solitaire 'til dawn with a deck of 51
Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo
Now don't tell me, I've nothin' to do
That is an old song, you could be giving way your age, my chess friend. 🙂

-VR

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@rookie54 said
all the things sitting on pam bondi's desk

the epstein files
the arc of the covenant
the watergate tape missing 18 minutes
bill clinton's cigar
the iraqi weapons of mass destruction
kristi noem's dead dog
my butt plug
No sign of all the socks that disappeared in my washing machine?

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@rookie54 said
Man is equally incapable of seeing the nothingness from which he emerges and the infinity in which he is engulfed.

~ Blaise Pascal
French mathematician, physicist (1623 - 1662)
Wow! Poor guy -- to have that kind of perspective back then.

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@moonbus said
No sign of all the socks that disappeared in my washing machine?
In the future we will all live in Southeast Asia, where nobody wears socks.

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@Arkturos said
In the future we will all live in Southeast Asia, where nobody wears socks.
nary a single human is born into this realm furnished with either socks or a hat
not a one
humans adorn themselves with all manner of decorations and accoutrements
personally, i favor jewelry (earrings) and small, but significant tattoos
a hat is over the top
lol
i also like the way lavender, clary sage, and cinnamon can excite the blind the way fireworks thrill the sighted

socks socks socks

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@moonbus said
No sign of all the socks that disappeared in my washing machine?
Sir, perhaps as a refresher we should remind our home audience that you were allowed the free selection of a coconut -- one of many -- which you have safeguarded in your lap throughout this evening's entertainment.

And now, if you would not mind opening that very coconut in a way that would not damage whatever might lie within . . .