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Welcome to the Official Seitse's Name Interpretation Thread©
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As an arduous student of Mayan divination, I have developed
a unique system, mixing the ancient wisdom with modern techniques,
to interpret your name into your essence, i.e. the great force
within, its spiritual animal, its shamanic meaning, and the future
signaled in the stars for you.

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It is quite simple. Post your first name here and I will consult the
numerology charts, summon the spirits, and then provide you
with whatever your name has for you, i.e.

1) Who are you?
2) How are you?
3) What's in store for you.

Long live & prosper.

* Private consultations are possible, at the cost of 1 Bitcoin per
consultation.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Welcome to the [b]Official Seitse's Name Interpretation Thread©
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[i]As an arduous student of Mayan divination, I have developed
a unique system, mixing the ancient wisdom with modern techniques,
to interpret your name into your essence, i.e. the great force
within, its spiritual animal, its shamanic meaning, ...[text shortened]... & prosper.

* Private consultations are possible, at the cost of 1 Bitcoin per
consultation.[/b]
real name?


Originally posted by redbadger
real name?
Of course.

I asked my shamanic animal to interpret redbadger and he replied are you high?


Originally posted by Seitse
Of course.

I asked my shamanic animal to interpret redbadger and he replied are you high?
all names first second and surname

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Originally posted by redbadger
all names first second and surname
Nah, just the first name.

I do the whole name + last name but in private, prior payment, of course.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Nah, just the first name.

I do the whole name + last name but in private, prior payment, of course.
David

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Originally posted by redbadger
David
O.k., be right back.

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Originally posted by Seitse
O.k., be right back.
se ya soon


Originally posted by Seitse
Of course.

I asked my shamanic animal to interpret redbadger and he replied are you high?
I suspect are you high? may actually be the correct interpretation of the name redbadger and not merely a rhetorical question.

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Originally posted by Sahuaro
I suspect are you high? may actually be the correct interpretation of the name redbadger and not merely a rhetorical question.
I just consulted your point with my shamanic adviser
and it is considering it.

Redbadger: your shamanic chart will be ready soon.


Dave's not here man.

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Jimmy 😀


The spirits have spoken to me about David.

Meaning
Your name means beloved. So, most likely you're a spoiled brat.

Lucky number
22. Play lottery with it, pick a jersey shirt with it at your local footie club,
whatever you want. That's your number so stick with it.


Number meaning
Leader. So the spirits say. I really don't know, dude.

Destiny
Master builder is the mix of David and 22, which is quite tough, to
be honest. It is very to aim low, in case you fail, so as to avoid the
temptation of suicide. That said, you possess unorthodox approaches
to problem solving, which is a way to say that people around you feel
that you're weird and unpredictable.


Negative side
Eccentric. Which, truth be said, can range from Liberace type of
eccentric to just plain weirdo. Also, the spirits say you can be dominating
and overbearing. Man, that sucks.


Soul Number
1. It means you want to lead, working independently and without
supervision. Prime Minister is a good position for you then. Kind of an
attention whore.


Dream Number
3. This means that you dream of artistic expression, which is kind
of gay but, hey, to each his own.


Ta-da!

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-Removed-
I thought they said Dwight, to which I replied No, it's David, not Dwight.

Maybe it was that 😕