Name your Cliche

If you had a brain you'd take it out and play with it.

Originally posted by shortcircuit
If you had a brain you'd take it out and play with it.

And then meet yourself coming back

How often has the wife said,

"Don't look now, but look who's over there!"...?? 😛

There's no 'I' in 'team'. [But there is an 'm' and 'e'.]

A penny saved is a penny [lost to inflation].

If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons [maybe by shoving them down his/her throat??] -Jack Handey

Some see the glass half empty; others see the glass half full. I see the glass as too big. -George Carlin

Originally posted by Frank Burns
It's no fun until somebody loses an eye.

Originally posted by Frank Burns
It's no fun until somebody loses an eye.

Originally posted by Bobla45
Build a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and you keep him warm the rest of his life

Originally posted by mochiron
Cheer up, it's not the end of the world

Originally posted by mochiron
When God gives you lemons, make lemonade

If you had a half a brain you'de be lonesome

If you can't think of anything nice to say, why not just insult them?

My boss at work when he has a suggestion:

"Let's run it up the flagpole & see who salutes it."

I think its a case of shutting the door after the horse has bolted

Originally posted by Swiss Toni
My boss at work when he has a suggestion:

"Let's run it up the flagpole & see who salutes it."