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@Earl-of-Trumps saidIt is such a funny caper -- because you know those won't be resold on any market. Probably whatever rich person who hired the thieves will keep things on the down-low -- a secret only to be shared with a few trusted friends for smirks and giggles. I bet it's someone who has a grudge against France or Macron.
LOLOL 😆
@Ghost-of-a-Duke saidI'd never blame you outright -- maybe only drop a hint here and there as red herrings -- but only if well-paid and (considering your many kindnesses) there were no possibility of a conviction.
Don't blame the Duke...
@Arkturos saidOh, Arkturos, just where were you when you were missing in here... 🤔
It is such a funny caper -- because you know those won't be resold on any market. Probably whatever rich person who hired the thieves will keep things on the down-low -- a secret only to be shared with a few trusted friends for smirks and giggles. I bet it's someone who has a grudge against France or Macron.
@Earl-of-Trumps saidEh bien, I was hiding in my little cinderblock hut, an ocean away from the scene of the crime, vaguely trying to improve my language skills in languages I dare not mention, as well as emptying the bucket under the roof leak as well as the bucket under the kitchen sink.
Oh, Arkturos, just where were you when you were missing in here... 🤔
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@Earl-of-Trumps saidHow dare you! I went to Dollar General (on bike) to get some beer at some time before or after but still rather closely proximal to the time of the alleged theft, and I have the time-stamped receipt either on my desk or in the waste-basket.
@Arkturos
I hope you have witnesses, young man!
As for witnesses: I do have a fan in the bedroom (which is always nice to have) -- but maybe not the kind of fan that could give any kind of testimony.
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@Earl-of-Trumps saidThe pointing finger often really
@Arkturos
In other word's, you're guilty!
points back toward itself. 😉
