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Here are some silly jokes from my beloved Latvia, I hope you enjoy our freethinking and spontaneous happiness even when we have struggles.

Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have gone Siberia! “More bread for me,” man think. But bread have worm.

Man car break down near house of farmer. Take shelter in barn. Find farmer daughter in barn. Oh! Hot stuff! But TOO LATE! Is already rape by soldier.

Latvian walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, “Why so long face?” Latvian say, “I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby. “

Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.

Q : What are one potato say other potato? A : Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?

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@velns said
Here are some silly jokes from my beloved Latvia, I hope you enjoy our freethinking and spontaneous happiness even when we have struggles.

Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have gone Siberia! “More bread for me,” man think. But bread have worm.

Man car break down near house of farmer. Take shelter in barn. Find farmer daughter in barn ...[text shortened]... feel sad.

Q : What are one potato say other potato? A : Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?
Another joke: Velns making a chess move😉

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Two Latvian look at clouds.

One see potato. Other see impossible dream.

Is same cloud.

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@sonhouse said
Another joke: Velns making a chess move😉
I no longer play here, I play elsewhere.

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What does a British potato say when impressed?

It's mashing!

😞

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
What does a British potato say when impressed?

It's mashing!

😞
Spud Jokes

Why didn't the King Edward give his permission
for his daughter to marry Jonathan Pearce?

Because he was only a common tater.
LOL
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So this potato is mugged by a bunch of punk carrots and taken to hospital.
His daughter asks the doctor for the prognosis.
"Well, we've saved his eyes but he'll be a vegetable for the rest of his life."
LOL
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Please take the "LOL" as an instruction!

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How was the Copper wire invented?

Two Suebians tried to pick up the same Pfennig.

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"This letter is too heavy," the post-clerk stated, "You will have to put on an additional stamp." The Swede looked wonderingly at him, "Will it be lighter then?" he asked.