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Needed: a Ban on Unsolicited Toe-Licking?

Needed: a Ban on Unsolicited Toe-Licking?

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AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - The Dutch Labour party wants to pass a law making unsolicited toe-licking an offence after police were unable to prosecute a would-be Casanova with a taste for female toes because he had committed no crime.



A police spokesman said on Friday a man had been detained after women sunning themselves in Rotterdam's parks and beaches claimed he would sneak up on them and begin to lick their toes.


The officers had to let him go. Licking a stranger's toes is rather unusual but there is really nothing criminal about it, the spokesman said.


Dutch press reports said the man, who is about 35, had been licking the toes of strangers for about three years but was only recently caught by police.


Peter van Heemst, a Labour member of parliament, asked Christian Democrat Justice Minister Piet Hein Donner on Friday to explain why Dutch laws forbid littering but not uninvited toe-licking. van Heemst demanded an amendment prohibiting it.


It is a violation of one's privacy and one's physical integrity, he told a local news agency. The norm... is that no one should touch your body if you haven't asked them first.


A spokesman for Donner said the minister could not immediately comment.

Found at Yahoo, Oddly Enough....
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=583&e=1&u=/nm/20040808/od_nm/odd_crime_toes_dc

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BWAAAAA HAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA HARHARHAR

More odd news.Last friday policemen in Brussels found a finger on a store's window-sill.Owner unknown.The finger was handed to the lab for examination.Not quite at the same level as toe-licking,but odd as well.

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Damn right: do you know how embarrasing it is, all these people coming up and licking you in the street...

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Originally posted by Toe
Damn right: do you know how embarrasing it is, all these people coming up and licking you in the street...

Toe
i promise I will never lick you Toe 🙂

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Originally posted by Feivel
i promise I will never lick you Toe 🙂

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Easiest rec I ever made!
Have a gold star Feivel
Toe

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Originally posted by Toe
Easiest rec I ever made!
Have a gold star Feivel
Toe
🙂

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Originally posted by Feivel
i promise I will never lick you Toe 🙂

Feivel
Well you licked me in a couple of games!

😀😀

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Originally posted by colleman
Well you licked me in a couple of games!

😀😀
Me too :-(

And what does Phla's post prove ?? The Dutch are smoking too much dope ;-) ... (Only kidding guys)

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Originally posted by colleman
Well you licked me in a couple of games!

😀😀
Sorry...though you and Boris were a couple of frogs...i just wanted a buzz 😳

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Originally posted by Feivel
Sorry...though you and Boris were a couple of frogs...i just wanted a buzz 😳

Feivel
*hold me back*

... lol ...

I hope we meet again in the Monster of Rock tourney Feivel (that is if you make it to round 2 ;-)

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Originally posted by The Slow Pawn
*hold me back*

... lol ...

I hope we meet again in the Monster of Rock tourney Feivel (that is if you make it to round 2 ;-)

Boris
Already there my froggy friend 🙂

Feivel

PS To borrow something from Motorhead...I will dance on your grave 🙂

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I remember a couple of years ago a man was arrested for bicyle saddle sniffing in Rotterdam.

I wonder if he was ever charged?

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I remember a couple of years ago a man was arrested for bicyle saddle sniffing in Rotterdam.

I wonder if he was ever charged?
I can understand if people were still sitting on the saddles at the time, otherwise what is the problem?

🙂😀

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A friend once told me of a time that some one had been caught by police having sex? with a cow, (well, he was from the Whitehaven aera!). His defense at court was that while taking a leak the cow had backed onto? him, to which the prosecution replied, "If so, why were you standing on a bucket!"😛

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Normally, I am a big fan of licking 😀, but eeewwwwwwww!!!!!!! Toe licking is just sooooooooo gross!!!!!!!!!!

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