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Read such crap as in the threads during this week.

Come on people. Write something interesting.
Besides the competitions going (to which I note there is a lack of feedback), most threads have been more tedious to leaf through than a cook book on sushi.

It's no small wonder I'm contemplating suicice, suicide bombing and bombing suicidical maniacs who are stealing drugs and booze and dumping them in the sea...the B*stards!

So, please...Please,,, PLEASE...entertain us!!!

Thank you. This was a public service annoucement.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Read such crap as in the threads during this week.

Come on people. Write something interesting.
Besides the competitions going (to which I note there is a lack of feedback), most threads have been more tedious to leaf through than a cook book on sushi.

It's no small wonder I'm contemplating suicice, suicide bombing and bombing suicidical maniac ...[text shortened]... please...Please,,, PLEASE...entertain us!!!

Thank you. This was a public service annoucement.
Will you let me help your suicide? Please?

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Originally posted by Wildfire
Will you let me help your suicide? Please?
Yes. You supply the single malt whisky's and I'll try to kill myself with them.

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I know exactly what to do.

We line everyone up, and every tenth person is savagely killed by those surrounding him / her. That'll get things back on track.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Read such crap as in the threads during this week.

Come on people. Write something interesting.
Besides the competitions going (to which I note there is a lack of feedback), most threads have been more tedious to leaf through than a cook book on sushi.

It's no small wonder I'm contemplating suicice, suicide bombing and bombing suicidical maniac ...[text shortened]... please...Please,,, PLEASE...entertain us!!!

Thank you. This was a public service annoucement.
Well the only remotely interesting thing that has happened to me all week is while I was babysitting my neighbors kid and she had a wicked poo poo in her diaper and as I was changing her I was uncontrollably dry heaving and had to run into my kitchen and barf in my sink. And just so you know I change an average of 3-4 pooey diapers a day so I'm fairly immune to the chore.......but this one just did my head in. Now seriously how interesting is that?

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Originally posted by mokko
Well the only remotely interesting thing that has happened to me all week is while I was babysitting my neighbors kid and she had a wicked poo poo in her diaper and as I was changing her I was uncontrollably dry heaving and had to run into my kitchen and barf in my sink. And just so you know I change an average of 3-4 pooey diapers a day so I'm fairly immune to the chore.......but this one just did my head in. Now seriously how interesting is that?
I'm interested...

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just today i was at walmart and i saw a napoleon dynamite keychain in the cheap-toys section, with 6 buttons with which to generate sayings of napoleon and a cool pic of the master himself. for only $4!!

and then tonite i logged onto RHP and what do i see but a new thread extolling the virtues of the movie ...

is that spooky or what? maybe it's got something to do with halloween ...

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did they show napoleon dynamite in the theaters in holland?

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if not, maybe you can order it on DVD.

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Originally posted by mokko
Well the only remotely interesting thing that has happened to me all week is while I was babysitting my neighbors kid and she had a wicked poo poo in her diaper and as I was changing her I was uncontrollably dry heaving and had to run into my kitchen and barf in my sink. And just so you know I change an average of 3-4 pooey diapers a day so I'm fairly immune to the chore.......but this one just did my head in. Now seriously how interesting is that?
You'll have to do better on the description of this said poo.

I've never seen a poo so revolting, so the description shall have to be very good, or otherwise you will be forever known as "Mokko the amateur diaper changer". And I can't imagine that's a title you'd be very pleased with.

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Originally posted by zeeblebot
just today i was at walmart and i saw a napoleon dynamite keychain in the cheap-toys section, with 6 buttons with which to generate sayings of napoleon and a cool pic of the master himself. for only $4!!

and then tonite i logged onto RHP and what do i see but a new thread extolling the virtues of the movie ...

is that spooky or what? maybe it's got something to do with halloween ...
What the hell is a Napoleon dynamite keychain?

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Originally posted by shavixmir
What the hell is a Napoleon dynamite keychain?
it costs more online ... $6 ...

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=napoleon+dynamite+keychain

resulted in a hit for the keychain:

http://speaktomecatalog.com/individual.php?item=KCNAPD

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"Recently released on DVD, Napoleon Dynamite is a new teen hit. Napoleon along with his nurdie friends Deb and Pedro, set out to make the student body's wildest dreams come true. Press one of six buttons to hear movie characters say "Lucky, can you bring in my chap stick, my lips hurt awfully bad," "I like your sleeves, they're real big." "Gosh" and more. Batteries included.

Catalog code KCNAPD price $5.95
See more keychains in our catalog
"

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Originally posted by shavixmir
You'll have to do better on the description of this said poo.

I've never seen a poo so revolting, so the description shall have to be very good, or otherwise you will be forever known as "Mokko the amateur diaper changer". And I can't imagine that's a title you'd be very pleased with.
I don't think it's in the discription of the poo. I change a barrage of pooey diapers every day. It wasn't extrodinarily gross poo, no corn chunks or such if that's what you're wondering. It was just cleaning up the poo of someone elses 2 year old child. This is a big child with big poos. My baby is incredably tiny. Tiny babies generally have tiny poos. This was adult poo. The smell was overwhelming and the size of an adult poo but in a childs diaper. And trust me it is different when it's not your own childs poo. This particular child must get alot of bran in her diet because she poos several times a day. Everytime is equally discusting but this one was the one that sent me over the edge. Just a huge thick log of $h1t that managed to spread itself up her backside and into all sorts of sick inducing places. Time to try potty training when it gets to that point I think.