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Shake hands in a mens room.

C'mon now, lend a hand. Let's see some do's and don'ts that will help our community members.

edited for Bowmann's approval

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Shake hands in a mens room.

C'mon now, lend a hand. Let's see some do's and dont's that will help our community members.
Eat the free peanuts in a Bar (while we're on the subject)

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Never..."relieve" yourself on an electric fence post.
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OUCH!!

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If approached by three yobs on the street of a night out who address you by asking: "Out looking for a man tonight, faggot?", never reply: "Well, there's a six month waiting list for your mother."

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Originally posted by aspviper666
Never..."relieve" yourself on an electric fence post.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
OUCH!!
Or the spark plug of a running lawn mower. My cousin actually did that, once only as it turned out.
Btw you better stay of the the Mensa room anyway!

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Originally posted by aspviper666
Never..."relieve" yourself on an electric fence post.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
OUCH!!
When I was a kid... Uhm, I mean, I have an older friend who were going to step over an electric fence once and the wire was too high so he ended up jolting his balls. He was so shocked that he just stood there until my daddy lifted him off the fence. It was hilarious! 😵

Well, not back then, of course. Then both me and my friend cried. But thinking back, it's hilarious. You know? Oh, no. I'm not a horrible baby. It really is amusing. Cartoon material if you will. 😕

Which leads me to the never of crossing electric fences when you're only 1,20 meters high. 🙂

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Or the spark plug of a running lawn mower. My cousin actually did that, once only as it turned out.
Btw you better stay of the the Mensa room anyway!
Sparkplug...schmarkplug.
I used to be a service tech for Briggs and Stratton,Tecumseh ,Kohler etc etc.I got zapped that way a million times.For your 411 there were no signs that the fence was electric.I hope you get eaten by a toilet alligator. 😛

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Never.. never ever ask a cop,"What are you going to do?Arrest me?"

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Shake hands in a mens room.

C'mon now, lend a hand. Let's see some do's and dont's that will help our community members.
...insult the apostrophe.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
...insult the apostrophe.
Accept kisses from Bowmann. 😞

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Originally posted by stocken
When I was a kid... Uhm, I mean, I have an older friend who were going to step over an electric fence once and the wire was too high so he ended up jolting his balls. He was so shocked that he just stood there until my daddy lifted him off the fence. It was hilarious! 😵

Well, not back then, of course. Then both me and my friend cried. But thinking back, ...[text shortened]... Which leads me to the never of crossing electric fences when you're only 1,20 meters high. 🙂
Talking of which.
My car gives me little electric shocks when i touch the door while leaving. Its pretty annoying, and i have to earth myself before i touch the door 😛

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Originally posted by aspviper666
Never.. never ever ,ask a cop.What are you going to do?Arrest me?"
or add "because you bastards will never take me alive!"

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Never get on a short haul flight that has two hen/stag parties from Glasgow 😕

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Originally posted by mokko
Accept kisses from Bowmann. 😞
Fancy one in the men's room? 😉


Hasty Edit: Just you, naturally.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Fancy one in the men's room? 😉
As long as you don't try to shake my hand. 😵