So, the other day I had a horrendous stomach problem and I got prescribed two creams for the rectum, one with xylocaine and the other just a mild soother with menthol fragrance, for the redness. The latter was so fresh and pleasant, and also smelled so great, that I got an awesome idea.
Scented suppositories! TA-DA!
The idea is to come with a full range of scents and feelings, so not only your rear would feel great but also the farts would come out with different fragrances. From Chanel # 5 to Papaya and from Licorice to Strawberry, you name it!
I can see a huge ad campaign followed by key partnerships with major retailers, plus online sales and celebrity endorsements. I already emailed Gilbert Gottfried and he's game.
Now, who wants to invest? I'm floating 25% of the company at a $10 million pre-money valuation, no liquidation preference but tag along, drag along and first refusal rights.
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Originally posted by SeitseI might be interested but do you have worldwide patents? If not it wouldn't be hard for some Asian country to copycat your ideas.
So, the other day I had a horrendous stomach problem and I got prescribed two creams for the rectum, one with xylocaine and the other just a mild soother with menthol fragrance, for the redness. The latter was so fresh and pleasant, and also smelled so great, that I got an awesome idea.
Scented suppositories! TA-DA!
The idea is to come with a full range ...[text shortened]... e-money valuation, no liquidation preference but tag along, drag along and first refusal rights.
Originally posted by SeitseMy husband is a flatologist specialised in human flatus. He might be interested. He often dreamt of having a scented job. 😲
So, the other day I had a horrendous stomach problem and I got prescribed two creams for the rectum, one with xylocaine and the other just a mild soother with menthol fragrance, for the redness. The latter was so fresh and pleasant, and also smelled so great, that I got an awesome idea.
Scented suppositories! TA-DA!
The idea is to come with a full range ...[text shortened]... e-money valuation, no liquidation preference but tag along, drag along and first refusal rights.
Originally posted by PonderableI probably should revise my opinion:
you probably can't obtain a patent on that idea...
If you manage to put in scents, which evolve only after being applied to the environment of darm bacteria, you could have a surprising new finding. But you shouldn't discuss that in the open 😉
Originally posted by PonderableSince Seitse has been conspiciously silent the last few weeks he is probably in the lab working on the exectuion of this. Since we have summer in the Northern hemisphere substituting scents is probably all the rage now 🙂
I probably should revise my opinion:
If you manage to put in scents, which evolve only after being applied to the environment of darm bacteria, you could have a surprising new finding. But you shouldn't discuss that in the open 😉
Originally posted by PonderableI am shoveling the shekels into my underground vault as we speak.
Since Seitse has been conspiciously silent the last few weeks he is probably in the lab working on the exectuion of this. Since we have summer in the Northern hemisphere substituting scents is probably all the rage now 🙂