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I have just thought of a new Diet. It's called the E L Diet. The great thing about it is that you can eat the same things that you do now, but just LESS of it!! Anyone interested in giving it a try? If you are then please send me £9.99 (or $25) and I'll send you the book that explains it in detail.

Seriously these diet crazes are a con aren't they? Or am I missing something?

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Originally posted by ianpickering
I have just thought of a new Diet. It's called the E L Diet. The great thing about it is that you can eat the same things that you do now, but just LESS of it!! Anyone interested in giving it a try? If you are then please send me £9.99 (or $25) and I'll send you the book that explains it in detail.

Seriously these diet crazes are a con aren't they? Or am I missing something?
I invented a diet once, too. You could eat anything you wanted, but you had to induce painful diarrhea and vomiting at least once a day. I called it "Guaranteed Weight Loss - Buleme It!". $25 bucks for a week's worth of tongue depressors and sour eggs.

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I think the Chav diet has to be one of the best new fads.

Eat as much McDonalds, KFC, Pizza Hut, Burger King etc as you like all day, then as soon as night falls hit the streets with your Chav pack and cause as much damage / terror in your local area as possible. When the law arrives head for nearest housing estate and go garden hopping until either captured (1) or dawn breaks (2).

(1) A good balanced diet on the inside, with regular excercise ensures rapid weight loss

(2) A nights hard evasion burns off all those calories and more.

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I like the one where you can eat anything you want in what ever quantity you want - you just have to dine around naked fat people .

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A friend told me, "You don't eat anything that has a face!"

Well, GEEZ... does anybody agree with that!?

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We have pills here that apparently "Burns Fat!" and another of my favourites "Fat Trapper!".
Hilarious.

The worst is, people atually believe this crap. The marketing lets these dumbasses believe only fat makes you fat and if you then use these products, they will trap all the fat you eat and burn away your existing body fat.
There is no substitute for regular exercise!

Grrr, I hate marketers!

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Originally posted by ianpickering
I have just thought of a new Diet. It's called the E L Diet. The great thing about it is that you can eat the same things that you do now, but just LESS of it!! Anyone interested in giving it a try? If you are then please send me £9.99 (or $25) and I'll send you the book that explains it in detail.

Seriously these diet crazes are a con aren't they? Or am I missing something?
Introduciing the all new Fat Fighters Half the Calories Diet. Take the food you like, whether it's your chocolate or your biscuits or your cake, oh man i love the cake. erm-yeah. Cut it in half and it's just half the calories. Yeah, and because it's only half the calories you can have twice as much!

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Originally posted by rhb
I think the Chav diet has to be one of the best new fads.

Eat as much McDonalds, KFC, Pizza Hut, Burger King etc as you like all day, then as soon as night falls hit the streets with your Chav pack and cause as much damage / terror in your local area as possible. When the law arrives head for nearest housing estate and go garden hopping until either captured ...[text shortened]... se ensures rapid weight loss

(2) A nights hard evasion burns off all those calories and more.
Didn't know what a "chav" was, so I looked it up in urbandictionary.com LOL!!!

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