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New hoax - beware!!!

Hoax warnings don't usually scare me, but this one is important.
Please send this to everyone on your e-mail list.

If someone comes to your front door and says they are conducting a survey and asks you to show them your arse, DO NOT show them your arse.

This is a scam, they just want to see your arse.

I wish I'd got this yesterday. I feel so stupid.

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Originally posted by thetank444
New hoax - beware!!!

Hoax warnings don't usually scare me, but this one is important.
Please send this to everyone on your e-mail list.

If someone comes to your front door and says they are conducting a survey and asks you to show them your arse, DO NOT show them your arse.

This is a scam, they just want to see your arse.

I wish I'd got this yesterday. I feel so stupid.
Some guy came to my door, said he was conducting a survey, then showed me HIS arse.

What should I have done?

EDIT - Do you guys actually pronounce the r in arse?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Some guy came to my door, said he was conducting a survey, then showed me HIS arse.

What should I have done?
Kicked or kissed it, depending on how you were feeling at the time. I think, perhaps, that's what the survey was trying to ascertain.

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Originally posted by thetank444
New hoax - beware!!!

Hoax warnings don't usually scare me, but this one is important.
Please send this to everyone on your e-mail list.

If someone comes to your front door and says they are conducting a survey and asks you to show them your arse, DO NOT show them your arse.

This is a scam, they just want to see your arse.

I wish I'd got this yesterday. I feel so stupid.
Now this is funny

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Originally posted by Rene-Claude
Now this is funny

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Not if you are an arseophobic.

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Originally posted by Peachy
Not if you are an arseophobic.
lol

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Originally posted by Peachy
Not if you are an arseophobic.
Or if you are an arse.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Or if you are an arse.
What about arsenal supporters?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Or if you are an arse.
Surely, that depends upon what sort of arse you are.

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Originally posted by Peachy
What about arsenal supporters?
'nuff said

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Originally posted by Rene-Claude
Surely, that depends upon what sort of arse you are.
Who is Surely?

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Originally posted by Rene-Claude
Surely, that depends upon what sort of arse you are.
maybe we should refrain from washing our botty for the next month so that when the arse bandit takes a goosey, he get's a nosefull.....or even better, drink loads of guiness so that we have a special treat to let off when he oggles the poop pipe as it were 😛

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
maybe we should refrain from washing our botty for the next month so that when the arse bandit takes a goosey, he get's a nosefull.....or even better, drink loads of guiness so that we have a special treat to let off when he oggles the poop pipe as it were 😛
Don't think I'll be arsed to open the door in the first place..

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
maybe we should refrain from washing our botty for the next month so that when the arse bandit takes a goosey, he get's a nosefull.....or even better, drink loads of guiness so that we have a special treat to let off when he oggles the poop pipe as it were 😛
I'll go for the Guiness!

🙂

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Originally posted by Peachy
Who is Surely?
Surely everybody knows Surely!

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