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BigAl34 (perhaps a relation to the 900 rated BigAl23, who is not a subscriber, while BigAl34 is...hmmm...) has succeeded in reaching (falling) to 595, a new low. Congratulations!

Now maybe JohnEWUNDA can reopen that invite...

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That's not very nice to say....

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Originally posted by abejnood
That's not very nice to say....
For a long time, I was aiming for the lowest rating ever...I'm pi$$ed someone else beat me to it.

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That's still not a very nice thing to say...

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Originally posted by D43M0N
For a long time, I was aiming for the lowest rating ever...I'm pi$$ed someone else beat me to it.
You need to buy the RetardoChess 2000 package that was being offered a week or so ago. This will give you the skills needed to lower your rating further.

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Originally posted by abejnood
That's still not a very nice thing to say...
I can think of a very not nice thing to say to someone else right now...

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Originally posted by D43M0N
I can think of a very not nice thing to say to someone else right now...
Who?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
You need to buy thr RetardoChess 2000 package that was being offered a week or so ago. This will give you the skills needed to lower your rating further.
Only me and Phlabibit own that chess engine!

RetardoChess is updated to the 8000 version now,go buy it!

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Originally posted by abejnood
Who?
...exactly why the "I am 13 years and over" button was included...because there is sarcasm that a child cannot understand.

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Originally posted by Ravello
Only me and Phlabibit own that chess engine!

RetardoChess is updated to the 8000 version now,go buy it!
Will you take something in trade? I have an old slipper that I can't find the mate to, a ball of twine, a red ballon that I pulled out of my dog's butt and half a tube of toothpaste squished from the middle..... if you act fast I'll throw in can of silly cheese, some crackers and a warm, half full bud light.

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I am not a good player or anything, but at least my rating is not that low! Although after the first game I played here (yesterday) my rating was 361p. I hope to learn to play some good chess so I can be the bost player on this site! I'll need your prayers! Thank you everyone.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Will you take something in trade? I have an old slipper that I can find it mate, a ball of twine, a red ballon that I pulled out of my dogs butt and half a tube of toothpaste squished from the middle..... if you act fast I'll throw in can of silly cheese, some crackers and a warm, half full bud light.
You have this aggravating talent to post at exactly the same time as me. Stop it.

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just making sure... no need to get all heated or anything...

I feel the love all around me...

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Originally posted by abejnood
just making sure... no need to get all heated or anything...

I feel the love all around me...
Love will come later. First comes understanding.

😛😀

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Originally posted by winning machine
I am not a good player or anything, but at least my rating is not that low! Although after the first game I played here (yesterday) my rating was 361p. I hope to learn to play some good chess so I can be the bost player on this site! I'll need your prayers! Thank you everyone.
I see you have got the knack of it now though. Challenge people who have a rating that is reasonably high, so when you lose, your rating won't plummet quite so much.

PS ask in the chess forum for advice if you are stuck. There are plenty of friendly people willing to analyze your games and tell you where you are going wrong. (and right).