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I have a new mouse at work. Extract from the manual reads 'Warning Failure to properly set up, use and care for this product, can increase risk of serious injury or death'. Mmm okay Microsoft.

Does anyone reckon that if I google 'Man dies using Microsoft mouse' I will get some results?

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Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
I have a new mouse at work. Extract from the manual reads 'Warning Failure to properly set up, use and care for this product, can increase risk of serious injury or death'. Mmm okay Microsoft.

Does anyone reckon that if I google 'Man dies using Microsoft mouse' I will get some results?
The hantavirus is nothing to sneeze at. 😕

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
The hantavirus is nothing to sneeze at. 😕
Give that man a piece of cheese! 🙂

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http://www.theolivepress.es/spain-news/2011/08/15/man-killed-by-mouse-in-spain/

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Originally posted by Kewpie
http://www.theolivepress.es/spain-news/2011/08/15/man-killed-by-mouse-in-spain/
Come on. This is a serious conversation 😠

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Originally posted by Kewpie
http://www.theolivepress.es/spain-news/2011/08/15/man-killed-by-mouse-in-spain/
That's a lotta bull.


Originally posted by ChessPraxis
The hantavirus is nothing to sneeze at. 😕
As usual, the best jokes go flying over your heads!!
Hang your collective heads in shame.
25 big ones, 25 demerits everyone. 😠

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
As usual, the best jokes go flying over your heads!!
Hang your collective heads in shame.
25 big ones, 25 demerits everyone. 😠
Well, you know, out here in the civilised world we don't get Hanta. If a mouse bites us, we get a bite, that's all. The only reason I know of its existence at all is that it cropped up in a computer game I once played. That was a nasty and unexpected sudden death, I can tell you.

Richard

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Originally posted by Shallow Blue
Well, you know, out here in the civilised world we don't get Hanta. If a mouse bites us, we get a bite, that's all. The only reason I know of its existence at all is that it cropped up in a computer game I once played. That was a nasty and unexpected sudden death, I can tell you.

Richard
Well, it's a reality out here in the sticks of Arizona, although I don't believe we've had a case in almost a year now.

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
As usual, the best jokes go flying over your heads!!
Hang your collective heads in shame.
25 big ones, 25 demerits everyone. 😠
Well I had to Google it. By the time I did that, it wasn't really very funny any more...

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Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
I have a new mouse at work. Extract from the manual reads 'Warning Failure to properly set up, use and care for this product, can increase risk of serious injury or death'. Mmm okay Microsoft.

Does anyone reckon that if I google 'Man dies using Microsoft mouse' I will get some results?
I have an Apple wireless mouse kidz at my work station... 😀😀😀