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New Special Forces Announced:

New Special Forces Announced:

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The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.
These West Virginia boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday!

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Originally posted by aspviper666
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.
These West Virginia boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like ...[text shortened]... the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday!
At last, a solution to the problem that makes sense!

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Where do I sign up.

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Who's Dale Earnheardt?

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Originally posted by Varg
Who's Dale Earnheardt?
Amelia's grandfather?

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Originally posted by Varg
Who's Dale Earnheardt?
The scary thing about NASCAR (a.k.a. rednecks turning left) is that locally they built a museum to one of the guys who's still living. Geez...

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Originally posted by Varg
Who's Dale Earnheardt?
I'll Bet'cha you're one of them there,beer and Jesus hatin'boys, ain't ya?

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Originally posted by aspviper666
I'll Bet'cha you're one of them there,beer and Jesus hatin'boys, ain't ya?
Not guilty.
I love beer.