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What do a cheetah and a lioness have in common?
They both have a mane part missing

Tony
:-D

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Originally posted by Alley Crime
What do a cheetah and a lioness have in common?
They both have a mane part missing

Tony
:-D
not bad. the worst i heard was who invented the round table??

ans. Sir Cumfrence

🙁🙁

david

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Originally posted by Jacko007
not bad. the worst i heard was who invented the round table??

ans. Sir Cumfrence

🙁🙁

david
and his brother who invented pain
Sir Cumcise

(No skin off his nose)

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Originally posted by Alley Crime
and his brother who invented pain
Sir Cumcise

(No skin off his nose)
I thought he invented the rubber band... 😉

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Two guys walk into a bar........the third one ducks 😛

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How did the blonde die while raking?
She fell out of the tree.

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😛

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I apologize if I offended anyone, but hey, I'm a blonde 😏