PLONKER:
(networking, abuse) plonk - (Possibly influenced by British slang "plonk" for cheap booze, or "plonker" for someone behaving stupidly; usually written "*plonk*"😉 The sound a newbie makes as he falls to the bottom of a kill file. While this term originated in the Usenet newsgroup news:talk.bizarre, by 1994 it was widespread on Usenet and mailing lists as a form of public ridicule.
Another theory is that it is an acronym for "Person with Little Or No Knowledge".
Originally posted by zakkwylder
Way to show off your intelligence. Quoting a made up word by a complete twat.
Haha, now look who's showing their ignorance.....plonker.
plonk·er (plural plonk·ers)
noun
Definitions:
(informal) foolish or stupid person
[Mid-19th century. < plonk1]
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Originally posted by Dr StrangeloveIf not for the simple fact that so many imbecile's use the word, it wouldn't be in there.
Haha, now look who's showing their ignorance.....plonker.
plonk·er (plural plonk·ers)
noun
Definitions:
(informal) foolish or stupid person
[Mid-19th century. < plonk1]
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Originally posted by Dr StrangeloveQuote: "You plonker, Rodney"
plonker. [Copyright © bowmann]
Del Boy, 1985
My resolutions:
1. Not to give up smoking.
2. Not to stop drinking beer and Wild Turkey.
3. Not to try to do things which I know I will never finish or complete, or which are rather impossible for me to do (like giving up smoking, drinking, shagging girls on the side and not telling any of my wives, etc, etc.).
4. Play more chess.
5. To do things on impulse when I feel like it.
Yup, that's about it.