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NFL Football is the #1 Sport of all Sports

NFL Football is the #1 Sport of all Sports

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American Football is a real mans Game

NFL Football players wear pants

Soccer players wear knickers

NFL Football players wear Cleats

Soccer players wear sneakers

NFL Football players wear Jerseys

Soccer players wear T- shirts

NFL Football players wear Jock Straps

Soccer players wear Stockings

NFL Football players wear Helmets

Soccer players can't wear hats

NFL Football players wear Shoulder pads

Soccer Players can't touch each other

NFL Football players can use their powerful arms to Block and Tackle.

Soccer players can't use their hands except to pick their noses.

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
American Football is a real mans Game

NFL Football players wear pants

Socker players wear knickers

NFL Football players wear Cleats

Socker players wear sneakers

NFL Football players wear Jerseys

Socker players wear T- shirts

NFL Football players wear Jock Straps

Socker players wear Stockings

NFL Football players wear Helmets
...[text shortened]... arms to Block and Tackle.

Socker players can't use their hands except to pick their noses.
Maybe, but soccer is definetly the more comfortable of the two sports. For all the reasons you posted above.

And I'm pretty sure soccer players wear cleats. It wouldn't be very easy to turn on a dime with plain old sneakers.

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
Soccer players wear knickers
Soccer players wear sneakers
Soccer players wear T- shirts
Soccer players wear Stockings
Soccer players can't wear hats
Soccer Players can't touch each other
Soccer players can't use their hands except to pick their noses.
In order:

Soccer players wear shorts not knickers.
Soccer players wear football boots not sneakers.
Soccer players wear a strip not a t-shirt.
Soccer players wear socks not stockings.
Soccer players don't wear hats because it would interfer with heading the ball.
Soccer is not a non-contact sport.
Soccer players don't need to use their hands because they are skillful enough to get the ball where it needs to be with just their feet.

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
American Football is a real mans Game

NFL Football players wear pants

Soccer players wear knickers

NFL Football players wear Cleats

Soccer players wear sneakers

NFL Football players wear Jerseys

Soccer players wear T- shirts

NFL Football players wear Jock Straps

Soccer players wear Stockings

NFL Football players wear Helmets
arms to Block and Tackle.

Soccer players can't use their hands except to pick their noses.
Rugby players would eat
Nambipambi
Fairy
Losers
for breakfast.

Give me the culcutta cup, or the all blacks V anyone any day of the week.


As for football (the stuff everyone in the world calls football cept you's)

theres a reason The NFL stayes in america, and Football is loved worldwide. . . .wait for it

Because it just is

just live with it matey 🙂

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
In order:

Soccer players wear shorts not knickers.
Soccer players wear football boots not sneakers.
Soccer players wear a strip not a t-shirt.
Soccer players wear socks not stockings.
Soccer players don't wear hats because it would interfer with heading the ball.
Soccer is not a non-contact sport.
Soccer players don't need to use their hands because they are skillful enough to get the ball where it needs to be with just their feet.
Yea, yea, yea, They should just cut their arms off then so they can run faster. I forgot about the contact of kicking each other in the shin like girls. Now I know why they call them "Soccer Moms". I know what a stripper is. Terrell Owens wears a lot of strippers. Even during Super Bowls. I never heard of a strip. Unless you are talking about a referee. Thats another thing soccer players give head.😉

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Rugby players would eat
Nambipambi
Fairy
Losers
for breakfast.

Give me the culcutta cup, or the all blacks V anyone any day of the week.


As for football (the stuff everyone in the world calls football cept you's)

theres a reason The NFL stayes in america, and Football is loved worldwide. . . .wait for it

Because it just is

just live with it matey 🙂
NFL Europe is selling rather nicely from what I hear. It would be interesting to see how many of the "All Blacks" bench press 700 lbs 45 times. Get out of here an NFL player would kill a Rug Dog. And NFL speed is close to Olympic Speed. Rugby? Don't make me laugh. It is a tough game but NFL is The BIG DOG. 😏 Half of those teams are probably made up from NFL rejects.

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
Maybe, but soccer is definetly the more comfortable of the two sports. For all the reasons you posted above.

And I'm pretty sure soccer players wear cleats. It wouldn't be very easy to turn on a dime with plain old sneakers.
Agreed. 🙂

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Originally posted by 7ate9
[b]christian cullen would slice any little gap,
And run right into a 350 pound man who can run 40 yards in 4.5 seconds.

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Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
And run right into a 350 pound man who can run 40 yards in 4.5 seconds.
Then he would stop fall down and die.🙄

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Originally posted by 7ate9
no, he would side step in .00003 of a second right or left.

and how many NFL players have you seen like lomu. sometimes he would be running with about 8 people on him, all trying to take him down. especially those english pansies.
While he was busy doing that he would run into another 350 lb NFL player stop fall down and die.🙄

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