nigerianfinanceinvestigation

I am very delighted to write to you today sir,i am the head of global anti scam in this country,we were appointed to come here on 3 years contract to get rid of this scammer's in Africa,because they have destroyed alot in America.
I called you earlier on phone but the line was not clear sir.
we arrested some men yesterday,but unfortunately these scammers confessed that they have stolen you alot ,also recently they pretended to be cops who planned with you to help you get back your money,don't be deceived we still have the record of western union in our file sir as at 2 days ago.
This person is a cop and he associated with these scammers to get money from you.
we hereby advice you to stop sending money to this person,because we tried to arrest him yesterday,but he escaped and fought back.
but other scammers who pretended to be women to you,are here in our detention
Sir we are very sorry for the inconvenience and also we know you are sick and tired of this country but we are here to take care of you,never mind any cop who says he will help you get back your money.And we will also appreciate if you tell us all your connections with this country.sir i will really appreciate if you help us out with all the necessary information's
also all the evidences and all the document,if you can scan them it will be good sir because we will have to take them to the high court soon sir.
We have seized all there properties including there accounts
Then for the cops(Nigerian cops,fake cops,also corrupt cops)he escaped ,but i will send you the picture of the shoot out,we tried to arrest him but he attacked and started shooting,so he should be somewhere sending emails to you now and also contacting you and telling you to send money again,pls if he gets to contact you please let us know so we will work together to get him,he is wanted seriously....
In our file here we they confessed they pretended to be girls to you,and also they also planned with this cops to deceive you they got some amounts from you last year
we will love you to write in full,and scan the documents
BUT SIR NEXT TIME DON'T MAKE THAT KIND OF MISTAKE,COPS DON'T PAY MONEY,AND THERE IS NO WAY A COP WILL HELP YOU GET BACK YOUR MONEY,THEY CAN ONLY WIN A CASE FOR YOU AT THE COURT THEN THEY CAN TRANSFER YOUR CASE TO THE GOVERNMENT TO TAKE CARE OF.
ALSO THE MINISTRY OF FINANCE RELEASES MONEY FOR OWNERS
we vow to help you out sir in every ways these scammers have...........
WE WILL MAKE EVERYTHING FAST SO WE WILL BE ABLE TO REFUND YOUR MONEY
They pretend alot...
mean while there are no girls anywhere they are all men.
they confessed to us about their fake webcams yesterday after we had
them beaten up in the prison here on island called KIRKIRI
we arrested them and now they will be jailed we will really appreciate
if you co-operate with us,as well to tell us all you have spent so far
both to girls in nigeria and ,this will really help our
investigation
thanks for you co-operation
We promise that just after this case we wil direct you to get your money paid back to you soon sir we will also appreciate if you call if you have anything to ask about sir
Good day sir,



WTF 😲

Phishing. Don't worry about it, just don't reply.

Renegade

I was thinking of posting the e-mail address (a yahoo one, how professional), to let us all have a competition to see who could send them the most interesting response 😛

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I am very delighted to write to you today sir,i am the head of global anti scam in this country,we were appointed to come here on 3 years contract to get rid of this scammer's in Africa,because they have destroyed alot in America.
I called you earlier on phone but the line was not clear sir.
we arrested some men yesterday,but unfortunately these ...[text shortened]... o appreciate if you call if you have anything to ask about sir
Good day sir,



WTF 😲

Originally posted by Nordlys
So, how much did you spend on those fake girls with fake webcams?

Do you want a better laugh......here's the e-mail with subject added. 😛


PLEASE DO U KNOW A GUY WHO IS CALLING HIM SELF JANET ??????????‏
From: Nigeria financia Invesgation (*************@yahoo.com)
Sent: 14 January 2008 22:24:01
To: ************@hotmail.com

I am very delighted to write to you today sir,i am the head of global anti scam in this country,we were appointed to come here on 3 years contract to get rid of this scammer's in Africa,because they have destroyed alot in America.
I called you earlier on phone but the line was not clear sir.
we arrested some men yesterday,but unfortunately these scammers confessed that they have stolen you alot ,also recently they pretended to be cops who planned with you to help you get back your money,don't be deceived we still have the record of western union in our file sir as at 2 days ago.
This person is a cop and he associated with these scammers to get money from you.
we hereby advice you to stop sending money to this person,because we tried to arrest him yesterday,but he escaped and fought back.
but other scammers who pretended to be women to you,are here in our detention
Sir we are very sorry for the inconvenience and also we know you are sick and tired of this country but we are here to take care of you,never mind any cop who says he will help you get back your money.And we will also appreciate if you tell us all your connections with this country.sir i will really appreciate if you help us out with all the necessary information's
also all the evidences and all the document,if you can scan them it will be good sir because we will have to take them to the high court soon sir.
We have seized all there properties including there accounts
Then for the cops(Nigerian cops,fake cops,also corrupt cops)he escaped ,but i will send you the picture of the shoot out,we tried to arrest him but he attacked and started shooting,so he should be somewhere sending emails to you now and also contacting you and telling you to send money again,pls if he gets to contact you please let us know so we will work together to get him,he is wanted seriously....
In our file here we they confessed they pretended to be girls to you,and also they also planned with this cops to deceive you they got some amounts from you last year
we will love you to write in full,and scan the documents
BUT SIR NEXT TIME DON'T MAKE THAT KIND OF MISTAKE,COPS DON'T PAY MONEY,AND THERE IS NO WAY A COP WILL HELP YOU GET BACK YOUR MONEY,THEY CAN ONLY WIN A CASE FOR YOU AT THE COURT THEN THEY CAN TRANSFER YOUR CASE TO THE GOVERNMENT TO TAKE CARE OF.
ALSO THE MINISTRY OF FINANCE RELEASES MONEY FOR OWNERS
we vow to help you out sir in every ways these scammers have...........
WE WILL MAKE EVERYTHING FAST SO WE WILL BE ABLE TO REFUND YOUR MONEY
They pretend alot...
mean while there are no girls anywhere they are all men.
they confessed to us about their fake webcams yesterday after we had
them beaten up in the prison here on island called KIRKIRI
we arrested them and now they will be jailed we will really appreciate
if you co-operate with us,as well to tell us all you have spent so far
both to girls in nigeria and ,this will really help our
investigation
thanks for you co-operation
We promise that just after this case we wil direct you to get your money paid back to you soon sir we will also appreciate if you call if you have anything to ask about sir
Good day sir,

Originally posted by huckleberryhound

PLEASE DO U KNOW A GUY WHO IS CALLING HIM SELF JANET ??????????‏

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I never pay for what i can get for free baby 😛

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I was thinking of posting the e-mail address (a yahoo one, how professional), to let us all have a competition to see who could send them the most interesting response 😛

Originally posted by Iron Monkey
about six months ago i replied to one of these that purported to be from a sexy Russian girl looking for a husband. i pretended to be a lonely Russian man living in Australia called Ivan something and asked for more pics. never got a reply:'( i thought my email address would be flooded with junk after that, but no. go figure.

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
You should've said you were Australian.....Russian conmen want foreign meat 😛

Originally posted by Iron Monkey
hey Huck, you'll love this site: http://www.419eater.com/ - it's dedicated to (mainly Nigerian) scam-baiting.

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Wouldn'tit be ironic if that "Donation payed" site was set up by a Nigerian 😛

This is on the FBI website, it's even got it's own number: 419 fraud
Some Tips to Avoid Nigerian Letter or "419" Fraud:

If you receive a letter from Nigeria asking you to send personal or banking information, do not reply in any manner. Send the letter to the U.S. Secret Service, your local FBI office, or the U.S. Postal Inspection Service. You can also register a complaint with the Federal Trade Commission’s Consumer Sentinel.
If you know someone who is corresponding in one of these schemes, encourage that person to contact the FBI or the U.S. Secret Service as soon as possible.
Be skeptical of individuals representing themselves as Nigerian or foreign government officials asking for your help in placing large sums of money in overseas bank accounts.
Do not believe the promise of large sums of money for your cooperation.
Guard your account information carefully.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Ha! User 333929!