Nine words

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Von Snahgen Hagden!
You vill die Britisher pig dog.

Was once addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Was once addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

Dummkopf Amerikaner Was ist loss mit dasen diesen dozen?

I regret that I only have nine words to...

I prefer an abbreviated phraseology, distinguished for its lucidity.

@bigdogg said
I prefer an abbreviated phraseology, distinguished for its lucidity.

@fmf said
Sometimes, to be honest, just eight words will suffice.

@the-gravedigger said
That's true but seven words is way to few.

“Forgive me father, for I have, once again, sinned”😲

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

@kewpie said
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

@gambrel said
Dummkopf Amerikaner Was ist loss mit dasen diesen dozen?