WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. I love you = Let's have sex now
5. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
6. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
7. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
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Originally posted by mokkoHumans... 😕 *deeeeeeep sigh*
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you ...!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever thin e to have sex with you.
10. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
Edit: I just noticed there was a "bad word" in mokko's post, so I am awaiting my next ban now. 😕
Originally posted by mokkoThe men's English is right on. Just out of curiosity, does this "communication flaw" in men make it impossible for women to ever relate to them?
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever thin ...[text shortened]... e to have sex with you.
10. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
Originally posted by NordlysThe way I understood it was that if the first post had something inappropriate in it and the following posts quoted the first post the first post would be removed and so would the posts following that had quoted it...
I edited it out. But according to the new rules, you aren't allowed to post in a thread at all if the first post contains something inappropriate, if I understand it correctly.
Originally posted by Chakan"Think before following up the first post in a thread where the first post contains inappropriate language. When the first post is moderated, all following posts are moderated too."
The way I understood it was that if the first post had something inappropriate in it and the following posts quoted the first post the first post would be removed and so would the posts following that had quoted it...
Does "following up" mean quoting it, or just replying to it? I don't know. In case of my ban, even those posts which didn't contain any inappropriate words (including the quote), but were about the same topic as the one which may have been considered inappropriate, were removed.
Originally posted by Nordlysmmm... was the thread removed or just the posts following? I figure if you don`t quote the inappropriate language of the previous post and just reply to it that should be okay... But what you said there obviously shows that that is not the case?
"Think before following up the first post in a thread where the first post contains inappropriate language. When the first post is moderated, all following posts are moderated too."
Does "following up" mean quoting it, or just replying to it? I don't know. In case of my ban, even those posts which didn't contain any inappropriate words (including the quot ...[text shortened]... bout the same topic as the one which may have been considered inappropriate, were removed.
Originally posted by ChakanI am not entirely sure. The post which most likely caused Dr Strangelove's and my ban was not the first one in the thread, and there were several threads at that time which had gone pretty far off topic and which I kept mixing up, so when the posts disappeared, I wasn't sure whether the thread had disappeared as well or whether it was still there, but a bit thinner.
mmm... was the thread removed or just the posts following?
