He laid her on the table, so white clean and bare,
His forehead wet with beads of sweat, he rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck, then felt her breast,
Then drooling, felt her thigh, the slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry,
The hole was wide, he looked inside,
All was dark and murky,
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms.........
And then he stuffed the turkey.
Merry Christmas 😉
Originally posted by mokkoThis story is spurious...
He laid her on the table, so white clean and bare,
His forehead wet with beads of sweat, he rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck, then felt her breast,
Then drooling, felt her thigh, the slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry,
The hole was wide, he looked inside,
All was dark and murky,
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms.........
And then he stuffed the turkey.
Merry Christmas 😉
No man I know would be caught dead preping a turkey 😉
Originally posted by NemesioMy man would......if I had a man.
This story is spurious...
No man I know would be caught dead preping a turkey 😉
He would cook for me every day, gourmet meals.
He wouldn't fatten me up so that I'd be too plump to walk out the door and go spend all his money shopping. 😛
Originally posted by mokkoGrow up and get a life.
He laid her on the table, so white clean and bare,
His forehead wet with beads of sweat, he rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck, then felt her breast,
Then drooling, felt her thigh, the slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry,
The hole was wide, he looked inside,
All was dark and murky,
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms.........
And then he stuffed the turkey.
Merry Christmas 😉
Originally posted by mokkoYou've made Nemesio's point, I believe.
My man would......if I had a man.
He would cook for me every day, gourmet meals.
He wouldn't fatten me up so that I'd be too plump to walk out the door and go spend all his money shopping. 😛
"Your man" is imaginary, which may be why you don't have one....😉
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Originally posted by NemesioNem, did you ever see that routine on In Living Color where the two guys who were absolutely flaming did a segment on preparing a turkey. They really got in to oiling it up and slapping it. I can't fix a turkey without thinking of that scene.
This story is spurious...
No man I know would be caught dead preping a turkey 😉
Originally posted by The PlumberI guess I am not real then. I personally enjoy cooking because I know it makes people happy. I see cooking as more about community than calories. I also like the kitchen in the winter as I know it's the warmest room in the house.
You've made Nemesio's point, I believe.
"Your man" is imaginary, which may be why you don't have one....😉
Originally posted by kirksey957True dat.
I guess I am not real then. I personally enjoy cooking because I know it makes people happy. I see cooking as more about community than calories. I also like the kitchen in the winter as I know it's the warmest room in the house.
I like to cook and especially like to make gravy.
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Originally posted by kirksey957Nothing like good food,good wine and of course a good woman(be they wife,lover or friend not to say that they aren't allone in the same).
I guess I am not real then. I personally enjoy cooking because I know it makes people happy. I see cooking as more about community than calories. I also like the kitchen in the winter as I know it's the warmest room in the house.