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Originally posted by Canadaguy
Well then I hope Nic is ready to explain to his teary eyed, bruised and scraped son just as to why he gave him that name.
I hope he says something like "Son, there are a lot of a$$holes out there in the world who are simple enough to think that a name like yours is a reason to beat on you. Well, that's their loss, not yours. Be proud of your name son, daddy's lawyers like it just fine, they're gonna be dealing out a whole loada lawsuits with it in."

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Originally posted by Starrman
I hope he says something like "Son, there are a lot of a$$holes out there in the world who are simple enough to think that a name like yours is a reason to beat on you. Well, that's their loss, not yours. Be proud of your name son, daddy's lawyers like it just fine, they're gonna be dealing out a whole loada lawsuits with it in."
and thusly perpetuating the idea that no needs to be responsible for anything cause their lawer will fix everything. Its a good thing he rich enough to afford the best.

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Originally posted by Starrman
I hope he says something like "Son, there are a lot of a$$holes out there in the world who are simple enough to think that a name like yours is a reason to beat on you. Well, that's their loss, not yours. Be proud of your name son, daddy's lawyers like it just fine, they're gonna be dealing out a whole loada lawsuits with it in."
Makes me think of "A Boy named Sue".

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There are creative names, and then there are stupid names. If you are allowed to spell it without the CATSLOCK on, I don't think the one cage picked is that bad, but some parents drive me insane. And my mother teaches kindergarten, you should see some of the names parents come up with. It's one thing to be creative, and another to give your kid a name, or a spelling of a traditional name that makes everyone thing they are a retard who can't spell their own name. There are a lot of names that are simply spelled wrong, like the same kind of spelling mistakes you would make in a word you don't know. Jeffary, Dakoda, etc. Cage could have done far worse.

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Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
There are creative names, and then there are stupid names. If you are allowed to spell it without the CATSLOCK on, I don't think the one cage picked is that bad, but some parents drive me insane. And my mother teaches kindergarten, you should see some of the names parents come up with. It's one thing to be creative, and another to give your kid a ...[text shortened]... ou would make in a word you don't know. Jeffary, Dakoda, etc. Cage could have done far worse.
I all caps it just to make it stand out thats all. I could have just as easily Bolded it.

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Names are important - and choosing right is a parent's responsibility.

How many Brians do you know that are not really Brians? None right?

So Kal El is destined to have black hair and glasses and hang around phone boxes with spare kit in his briefcase.

Moon Unit, Fifie Trixiebelle and god have come before... and I'm sure we all know an Austin Ford or a Scott Scott.

I'm just glad my thoughtful father named me Paraphernalia (my friends call me Bong)

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Originally posted by Canadaguy
and thusly perpetuating the idea that no needs to be responsible for anything cause their lawer will fix everything. Its a good thing he rich enough to afford the best.
Oh please, is your high horse named James too?

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Makes me think of "A Boy named Sue".
My name is Sue! How do you do? Now you gonna die!

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Originally posted by darvlay
My name is Sue! How do you do? Now you gonna die!
Classic case of the transvestite psychopath.

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Originally posted by Canadaguy
I'm not against unusual names. But lets be reasonable. What next? Suitcase?
Already taken - I have a Canadian friend who had an East Indian family down the block when he was a kid . They had two sons . One was named "Happy" , the other one "Suitcase".

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To finish my part of this. If Cage liked Superman so much why not name his son "Clark Kent Cage"?

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Originally posted by Canadaguy
To finish my part of this. If Cage liked Superman so much why not name his son "Clark Kent Cage"?
Duh, cos Clarke Kent is an alias... [tongue pushed into bottom lip smiley]

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Originally posted by Starrman
Duh, cos Clarke Kent is an alias... [tongue pushed into bottom lip smiley]
So is Nic Cage.

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Originally posted by Canadaguy
So is Nic Cage.
But you don't name your child with an alias...

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Originally posted by Starrman
But you don't name your child with an alias...
Unless you're the far-sighted Don of a Mafia family (for example).