Now you know

I can't avoid the fact of an impossibility. That was the whole joke.
Same as if a Rooster lays an egg..or if you bury the survivors.

These have been around since I was a kid.

Kinda like "How far can a dog run into the woods?"

Answer that one sin.

Dave

I guess my english is not good enough to understand the finesse of
the question (into..., woods.. ?).

But let me try naively: until he arrives at the centre?

Absolutely! Because then he would running "out of " the woods.

Very good.

How bout my favorite riddle from the wonderful days of the "Justice
League" cartoon. This was asked to Batman and Robin by the Sphinx
(Of course not the reall riddle of the sphinx...we all know that one!)

"What can bulid up Castles...tear down mountains...make people
blind and help others to see"?

Dave

no clue. But since I don't know what move to make in our game I
might as well try: sand?

Pretty good Gil!

I will humbly go back to playing chess since I can't seem to get ya in
the riddle department today.

Dave

Geese and ducks often fly in a 'V' formation. Usually one leg of
the 'V' is longer than the other one.... Why is that?

More ducks in that line silly!

I actually told that joke to someone who went into depth about wind
resistance and fowl lines, dorsal feathers and crap for about thirty
minutes.

Made me feel like an idiot.

Dave

i got one for all u jokesters out there...

What did the Rook say to the King??

Lets castle! Right? What did the pawn say to the bishop?

the pawn said, "hey baby, lets fianchetto!"

but this is the ultimate.. how much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck
could chuck wood>????????????

bet u cant answer that one..

hey schliemann if ur reading this could ya plz challenge me? i heard u were
pretty good and i wanted to challenge myself! thanks if u do, boohoo if u dont 🙂

If Dave's having trouble answering your question, perhaps it's because
it wasn't stated quite properly: How much wood would a woodchuck
chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

Just wanted to clear that up🙂

(I really have productive uses for my time, sometimes...)

--David

Yes, I've heard some pretty scientific answers on that one. Also have
learned some schocking theories about my ancestry.

are you sure the peacock was there first? Perhaps the egg was ....

Don't you dare to start that never ending story again, Gilbert! I might
have a word with Charles Darwin about that. Perhaps he knows what
was first...
Jan

Who cares about the chicken and the egg...I want to know which was
first...the can? or the can opener?

That what has always screwed me up.

Dave