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the best laid plans often are destroyed very simply. such as when a company says in the middle of may that they'll take you on for the summer then turn around a week before you are meant to start and decide not to take you.

thus, i had to find a job. and fast. due to my overdraft running getting close to it's maximum as the days go by... having been offered a couple of part time jobs (i need full time) i submitted to the inevitable and decided to ask the first place i ever worked for a job. so i did, and i got it (they like me there. i am actually willing to work...). the bad thing? it involves washing dishes.

anyway-i was given a "numerical reasoning" test to do when i was there. this includes such questions as "after spending £256.27, a sum of £358.73 remains for the purchase of office stationary. What was the sum originally allocated? A: £103, B: £242, C: £456, D: £561 or E: £615. you may use a calculator...

however-what does my language and problem solving abilities have to do with my dish washing ability? it's just weird...๐Ÿ˜•

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Originally posted by genius
the best laid plans often are destroyed very simply. such as when a company says in the middle of may that they'll take you on for the summer then turn around a week before you are meant to start and decide not to take you.

thus, i had to find a job. and fast. due to my overdraft running getting close to it's maximum as the days go by... having been offere ...[text shortened]... nd problem solving abilities have to do with my dish washing ability? it's just weird...๐Ÿ˜•
If you had excellent language and problem solving skills, you'd be able to find a cunning way to convince someone else to do the dishes for you. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Please....tell me about it. Bastards.
They're just trying to break you down so you'll be pathetically grateful for the rotten job when you get it.

My advice would be to buy a white coat and pass yourself off as a doctor for long enough to buy a woman.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Please....tell me about it.

I have to fill in application forms which want detailed information about every minute and aspect of life from leaving school onwards, why I quit my previous job and accountability for every second I wasn't working.

TO WORK IN A FCUKING BAR.

Give me a break. Bastards.
there was also the "mental" test. 26.25x10. this is not multiple choice, and no calculator allowed!

personally, i don't really see the point in half the questions on job application forms. i mean, the employer is not gonna look through all of the answers to all the questions on all the forms, is he? unless he is rather sad...๐Ÿ˜•

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Please....tell me about it.

I have to fill in application forms which want detailed information about every minute and aspect of life from leaving school onwards, why I quit my previous job and accountability for every second I wasn't working.

TO WORK IN A FCUKING BAR.

Give me a break. Bastards.
I bet you've got the application form blues then? ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Here's a question from a job application in Southern California.

If Juan and Pedro can wash dishes at twice your pace, and make half of your pay, why the hell would we need you?

Out. Now.

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
I bet you've got the application form blues then? ๐Ÿ˜‰
lol...
Yup.

There's a song in there somewhere...

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somehow I never had to do such mindboggling questions in an application: probably a psychologist can find out about you, when reading the form ๐Ÿ™‚