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Alright, so I met this girl the other night. We had a couple drinks and she got a little messed up, so I took her home. But once I parked the car in front of her house she just started smurfing me. It was awesome. We then went into her house for a little more smurfing. When I told my friends they were all like "No SMURFING way man!" I was like, "Oh yeah, she smurfed me all smufing night!" Anyhow, I thought you guys should know.

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Alright, so I met this girl the other night. We had a couple drinks and she got a little messed up, so I took her home. But once I parked the car in front of her house she just started smurfing me. It was awesome. We then went into her house for a little more smurfing. When I told my friends they were all like "No SMURFING way man!" I was like, "Oh yeah, she smurfed me all smufing night!" Anyhow, I thought you guys should know.
So are you blue now?

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Originally posted by Red Night
So are you blue now?
Mm, no, love your neighbor.

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Mm, no, love your neighbor.
smurfing?? Is that anything like Firking ??

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Alright, so I met this girl the other night. We had a couple drinks and she got a little messed up, so I took her home. But once I parked the car in front of her house she just started smurfing me. It was awesome. We then went into her house for a little more smurfing. When I told my friends they were all like "No SMURFING way man!" I was like, "Oh yeah, she smurfed me all smufing night!" Anyhow, I thought you guys should know.
Was it smurfing amazing or what?

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Originally posted by ark13
Was it smurfing amazing or what?
Smurf yeah!

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
smurfing?? Is that anything like Firking ??
Hm, what's Firking?

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Smurf yeah!
Dude, I wish I could get some smurfing like that. I saw this one girl who was really smurfed up, and I was gonna go talk to her, but I was too smurfing nervous. Any advice?

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Originally posted by ark13
Dude, I wish I could get some smurfing like that. I saw this one girl who was really smurfed up, and I was gonna go talk to her, but I was too smurfing nervous. Any advice?
Just go over, cop a feel, and if she's smurfed up enough you may even get to smurf her!

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I'm very offended.

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Originally posted by Coconut
I'm very offended.
Hey, smurf you man.

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Smurfin amazing thread guys! 😵

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Originally posted by expressiveoutburst
Smurfin amazing thread guys! 😵
Thanks, and here's a smurfing bump.

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Thanks, and here's a smurfing bump.
I'll bet you're fulla smurf,and smurfed yourself.

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Originally posted by aspviper666
I'll bet you're fulla smurf,and smurfed yourself.
Nah dude, she smurfed me, see first post.