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Natsia

Lippy Brat

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04 Sep 08

Natsia

Lippy Brat

Joined: 15 Apr 06
Moves: 9667

04 Sep 08

3.5 IS .5 TOO MANY!

Hi all.

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

04 Sep 08

Drunk?

Natsia

Lippy Brat

Joined: 15 Apr 06
Moves: 9667

04 Sep 08

Originally posted by Seitse
Drunk?

At work.
Having one of those "Can, don't want to" work ethic days.

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

04 Sep 08

1 edit

Originally posted by Natsia
At work.
Having one of those "Can, don't want to" work ethic days.

Oh hell, I know how you feel.

I am suffering today the 'I must-I can't focus' day.

My inspiration for a 26-page financing agreement is dry.

🙁

Natsia

Lippy Brat

Joined: 15 Apr 06
Moves: 9667

04 Sep 08

Originally posted by Seitse
Oh hell, I know how you feel.

I am suffering today the 'I must-I can't focus' day.

My inspiration for a 26-page financing agreement is dry.

🙁

There are so many ways to apply a little lubrication....

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

04 Sep 08

Originally posted by Natsia
There are so many ways to apply a little lubrication....

Please share.

I must finish it in 2 hours time.

Natsia

Lippy Brat

Joined: 15 Apr 06
Moves: 9667

04 Sep 08

3 edits

Originally posted by Seitse
Please share.

I must finish it in 2 hours time.

Well we're getting technical now...

I think coating the entire office in raspberry jelly might be a good option.
However the entire premise of the plan depends on if you have a hot secretary or not?

Edit: how would the client react to a sheet covered in red jelly though... Unless you take pictures of said secretary in bikini running around a jelly covered room and work it into the presentation?
Instant win, imo.

Edit: Changed my mind. Idea's crap. Ignore me.
See?! Having a bleh day.
Bleh.

Edit: Why is using an FTP address so damn complicated to some people!?!?!?!

sonhouse

Fast and Curious

slatington, pa, usa

Joined: 28 Dec 04
Moves: 53321

04 Sep 08

Originally posted by Natsia
Well we're getting technical now...

I think coating the entire office in raspberry jelly might be a good option.
However the entire premise of the plan depends on if you have a hot secretary or not?

Edit: how would the client react to a sheet covered in red jelly though... Unless you take pictures of said secretary in bikini running around a jelly co ...[text shortened]... eh day.
Bleh.

Edit: Why is using an FTP address so damn complicated to some people!?!?!?!

I think a 2 inch thick coating of quacamole would be nice, complete with chips and a good lager in abundance...