What the hell is going on? I turn my back for a weekend and suddenly the forums are full of teenage name calling and discussing who fancies who. That's the last time I take a break I can tell you. I must now divert my attention from such pressing matters of world politics and attempting to undermine religion wherever it may be found, to re-focus my energies on stamping out this new plague of kinderbabble! Now who's with me?
*Searches for barbie dolls to use as bait*