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I am fully Tuxedoed, rearing to go, I have my worst behaviour attitude turned up to the max and an ample supply of inappropriate jokes ready. I have a whole pile of CVs with me, so I can start job-hunting first thing tomorrow morning, when I wake up under London Bridge.

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Originally posted by knightwest
I am fully Tuxedoed, rearing to go, I have my worst behaviour attitude turned up to the max and an ample supply of inappropriate jokes ready. I have a whole pile of CVs with me, so I can start job-hunting first thing tomorrow morning, when I wake up under London Bridge.
Go get 'em.

Bonus points on offer for thumping the boss and sh*gging his wife... (or her husband).

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Originally posted by knightwest
I am fully Tuxedoed, rearing to go, I have my worst behaviour attitude turned up to the max and an ample supply of inappropriate jokes ready. I have a whole pile of CVs with me, so I can start job-hunting first thing tomorrow morning, when I wake up under London Bridge.
Good man you have inspired me to do likewise on Saturday night.

Might even puke on somebody senior.

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Originally posted by knightwest
I am fully Tuxedoed, rearing to go, I have my worst behaviour attitude turned up to the max and an ample supply of inappropriate jokes ready. I have a whole pile of CVs with me, so I can start job-hunting first thing tomorrow morning, when I wake up under London Bridge.
I find that jewish jokes get you some great puzzled looks in a work atmosphere. Especially if the joke plays on a stereotype not everyone's aware of. Like how JAPs don't like to give head.

For example, a good visual joke:

How does a JAP (Jewish American Princess) eat a banana?

*Peel the banana slowly making a frightened wincing face then use your other hand to push the back of your head forward while your head fights back*

Ha! I love that one...

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Originally posted by darvlay
I find that jewish jokes get you some great puzzled looks in a work atmosphere. Especially if the joke plays on a stereotype not everyone's aware of. Like how JAPs don't like to give head.

For example, a good visual joke:

How does a JAP (Jewish American Princess) eat a banana?

*Peel the banana slowly making a frightened wincing face then use you ...[text shortened]... nd to push the back of your head forward while your head fights back*

Ha! I love that one...
We don't have any jews in Ireland, for shame.

I think the equivalent would be a 'malone road nymphomaniac.'

definition: once a month and don't mess the hair.

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Originally posted by knightwest
I am fully Tuxedoed, rearing to go, I have my worst behaviour attitude turned up to the max and an ample supply of inappropriate jokes ready. I have a whole pile of CVs with me, so I can start job-hunting first thing tomorrow morning, when I wake up under London Bridge.
Don't forget your bail bond.