Originally posted by knightwestGo get 'em.
I am fully Tuxedoed, rearing to go, I have my worst behaviour attitude turned up to the max and an ample supply of inappropriate jokes ready. I have a whole pile of CVs with me, so I can start job-hunting first thing tomorrow morning, when I wake up under London Bridge.
Bonus points on offer for thumping the boss and sh*gging his wife... (or her husband).
Originally posted by knightwestGood man you have inspired me to do likewise on Saturday night.
I am fully Tuxedoed, rearing to go, I have my worst behaviour attitude turned up to the max and an ample supply of inappropriate jokes ready. I have a whole pile of CVs with me, so I can start job-hunting first thing tomorrow morning, when I wake up under London Bridge.
Might even puke on somebody senior.
Originally posted by knightwestI find that jewish jokes get you some great puzzled looks in a work atmosphere. Especially if the joke plays on a stereotype not everyone's aware of. Like how JAPs don't like to give head.
I am fully Tuxedoed, rearing to go, I have my worst behaviour attitude turned up to the max and an ample supply of inappropriate jokes ready. I have a whole pile of CVs with me, so I can start job-hunting first thing tomorrow morning, when I wake up under London Bridge.
For example, a good visual joke:
How does a JAP (Jewish American Princess) eat a banana?
*Peel the banana slowly making a frightened wincing face then use your other hand to push the back of your head forward while your head fights back*
Ha! I love that one...
Originally posted by darvlayWe don't have any jews in Ireland, for shame.
I find that jewish jokes get you some great puzzled looks in a work atmosphere. Especially if the joke plays on a stereotype not everyone's aware of. Like how JAPs don't like to give head.
For example, a good visual joke:
How does a JAP (Jewish American Princess) eat a banana?
*Peel the banana slowly making a frightened wincing face then use you ...[text shortened]... nd to push the back of your head forward while your head fights back*
Ha! I love that one...
I think the equivalent would be a 'malone road nymphomaniac.'
definition: once a month and don't mess the hair.
Originally posted by knightwestDon't forget your bail bond.
I am fully Tuxedoed, rearing to go, I have my worst behaviour attitude turned up to the max and an ample supply of inappropriate jokes ready. I have a whole pile of CVs with me, so I can start job-hunting first thing tomorrow morning, when I wake up under London Bridge.