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Office toilette's fragrant haze. Happy Story # 24

Office toilette's fragrant haze. Happy Story # 24

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So, I go this morning, like any office day, to the men's toilette in
our floor and do my deed. Stinky as ever, though this time luck
smiles at me and the stalls happen to be all taken, forming a small
queue.

The guy next in line, who must take the space recently vacated by
me, is an idiot who works in the same floor as I do and who I happen
to dislike because he is a cow. He stares like a cow, he has the empty
eyes of a cow, and when he opens his mouth he hardly speaks. It is
rather like a grunt. He is the encyclopedia definition of 'waste of oxygen',
charmless and useless.

After he got into the stall and closed the door, as I was starting
to wash my hands, all I could hear was his coughing and the noise
of the deodorizer being pushed frantically. It made me feel happy
to know (and witness) how he had to rejoice in the toxic fragrance
I left.

Smoke it, baby, yeah!

divegeester
watching in dismay

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i hate a warm toilet seat!

Seitse
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Ah!

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Originally posted by Seitse
So, I go this morning, like any office day, to the men's toilette in
our floor and do my deed. Stinky as ever, though this time luck
smiles at me and the stalls happen to be all taken, forming a small
queue.

The guy next in line, who must take the space recently vacated by
me, is an idiot who works in the same floor as I do and who I happen
to disl ...[text shortened]... (and witness) how he had to rejoice in the toxic fragrance
I left.

Smoke it, baby, yeah!
So, you don't like the guy?

😵

Funny, I never looked into the eyes of a cow but I will have to pay more attention next time I see one.

Seitse
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Originally posted by mlprior
So, you don't like the guy?

😵

Funny, I never looked into the eyes of a cow but I will have to pay more attention next time I see one.
Try it. It is depressive.

The advantage of cows is that at least
they become steak when they die.

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There's nothing stinkier than a morning crap after a Mexican dinner.

Poor cow-eyes. :'(

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The post that was quoted here has been removed
Foreigners have only 2 options: to be feared or to
be an amusement. I rather be feared. If it's because
of the stink, then so be it.

...

Yeah, toilettes in here sport those squish machines
glued to the wall, with a replaceable metallic fragrance
bottle inside.

I've used them as cologne a couple of times.

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Originally posted by Palynka
There's nothing stinkier than a morning crap after a Mexican dinner.

Poor cow-eyes. :'(
Spot on.

And the night before I had bacon beans. Picture that!

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The post that was quoted here has been removed
Cool? I'd rather call it disgusting. Fighting one stench with another one just doesn't work.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Cool? I'd rather call it disgusting. Fighting one stench with another one just doesn't work.
Even if the fragrance is ''tropical summer splash'' ?

...

And I don't mean the odorizer 🙂

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Originally posted by Seitse
Even if the fragrance is ''tropical summer splash'' ?

...

And I don't mean the odorizer 🙂
Warning! One profane word and PG13 content!

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/272036f753/red-bull-energy-douche-with-mandy-moore

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