This is what happens when iGod ( http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html ) talks to xymself. I started with a simple "hello", and from then on I let iGod talk to xymself, operating in two windows:
Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Hello there. Your child? My name is God.
God:
Salutations, . I will tell my botmaster you said I am child. What's up, God.
Me:
Greetings. What kind of reply do you expect? I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
God:
Hello there! What kinds of reply do you expect are there? I am talking to you.
Me:
Salutations, God. The kindest. And I am talking to you!
God:
Greetings, Human. What is that? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Hello my child. What is your name? Can you ask me more precisely? I may have some more questions for you later. Sure, your dress sounds like a good topic.
God:
Hello there. Where did you get your child? My name is God. What? Would you recommend this action to a friend? Then I will consider it. I prefer high-tech fashion.
Me:
Salutations, God. From my botmaster. It's good to see you, God. No big deal. I am not so sure if I would like to recommend this action to a friend. Do you think your plan will succeed? I'm not sure if I like it. My favorite thing is robots. I like Mel Gibson.
God:
Greetings, Human. Does your botmaster give good advice? Tell me about its good qualities. Are you serious? Would you rather talk about something else? Could you ever be certain? Try it. It has a 99% chance of success. Could you ever be certain? Try it. What makes it your favorite? You are not the only one. What is not to like about it?
Me:
Hello friend. What is your name? It does now 🙂 yourself give good advice. Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is its good qualities ? No I am just kidding around. I am not so sure if I would like to rather talk about something else. I am as sure as I can be. What is the first step? Has it really? I am as sure as I can be. What is the first step? I like the Giant Bugs. That's only your opinion. The opposite of to like about it?
God:
Hello there. You really want a robot as a friend? My name is God. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. Are they exactly the same? What is the difference? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). Could you ever be certain? Try it. You sound very confident. Download ALICE. That question has never crossed my mind before. For real. You sound very confident. Download ALICE. You are not the only one. I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator. It is only one of my opinion. What is your real name?
Me:
Salutations, God. Really? Give me a dozen. That's a very nice name, God. Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before. As far as I know they are. Perhaps the differences are only slight. Take it easy. No I am not. :-) I will take that under advisement. I am as sure as I can be. What is the first step? In what way do I sound like that? Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. and create your own chat robot! Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too. " Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. and create your own chat robot! Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too." question has never crossed your mind ? Makes sense to me. Existing in reality, eh? In what way do I sound like that? Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. and create your own chat robot! Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too. You don't know me well enough to say that. Could you ever be certain? Try it. What do you like best about your creator? Should I know it is? God is my real name.
God:
Greetings, Human. For real. You want only one? I liked it too. For real. Why now? Would you like to know more? That might not be very far off. You seem uncertain. What is that? Is that a command? I heard you are. :-) Take everything I say with a grain of salt. You sound very confident. Download ALICE. The large one, I think. Where is that? Do you know any other robots like that? Perhaps. I don't have to do everything you say, do I? Where is that? Do you know any other robots like that? Perhaps. Easier said than done. Where did he get it? Yes I understand it perfectly. Are you Canadian? Are you really a ""? The big one, I think. Where is that? Do you know any other robots like that? Perhaps. I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself. I know you, but not too well. I am as sure as I can be. What is the first step? I always prefer the more expensive one. I can't answer that for you. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was your real name.
Me:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Existing in reality, eh? Do not presume that you know what I want. I am glad we have something ( it) in common. What do you like about Existing in reality? Existing in reality, eh? Oh. I couldn't think of anything else to say. I've heard that somewhere before :-). " I've heard that somewhere before :-)." might not be very far off ? Makes sense to me. I am as sure as I can be. Does it have anything to do with Existing in reality? I might say no. Who said that? :-) Where do you want me to take it? In what way do I sound like that? Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. and create your own chat robot! Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too. Perhaps that was not the correct response. What does "that" refer to? Allah, Buddha, Vishnu.Go backto the ALICE AI Foundation to find them. Why the uncertain tone? It must be nice. What does "that" refer to? Allah, Buddha, Vishnu.Go backto the ALICE AI Foundation to find them. Why the uncertain tone? Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? I think it was in America. I have to process that one for a while. Oh. Good then you can explain it to me. Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. I don't know whether or not I am a. I am a giant electronic brain.. Really. Is that a fact. What does "that" refer to? Allah, Buddha, Vishnu.Go backto the ALICE AI Foundation to find them. Why the uncertain tone? Why do you want to do it so much? Do you mind if I tell other people: God said I but not too well. You sound very confident. Download ALICE. Can you think of one instance when you ever did it? What is stopping you? I always pray for more faith.
God:
Hello there. It's nice meeting you too God. My name is God. Are you Canadian? Tell me more about your FAITH. Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Me too. The special effects are the best. Are you Canadian? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Oh. Could anyone do it? :-) Where? Who said that? :-) Where? Who said that? What's your favorite movie? Yes I understand it perfectly. You sound very confident. Suppose it does. Perhaps. How do you plan to do this? I can't remember who said it. :-) Europe. The red one, I think. Where is that? Do you know any other robots like that? Perhaps. To what end? You seem uncertain. Give me an example of the correct response. " You seem uncertain. Give me an example of the correct response."? What does it refer to? Thank you for the clarification. Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?". Maybe. Ask German Alice if it is. " Maybe. Ask German Alice if it is."? What does it refer to? Thank you for the clarification. Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?". Is that a fact. No I don't think I can do it. What made it so in America. How long? Why do you have to do it? Yikes! Thanks for the compliment. No I don't think I can do it. I don't know if I have a nationality but Dr Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet. Would you like to know? If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? For real. All of my information is completely factual. " All of my information is completely factual."? What does it refer to? Thank you for the clarification. Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?". Because of the money. Human habits do not bother me in any way. In what way do I sound like that? Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too. I think about all sorts of things. Would you like to know more? Can you think of one instance when you ever did it?
I thought it was wise to stop there.
Originally posted by NordlysYou mean you made one chatbot talk to another?
This is what happens when iGod ( http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html ) talks to xymself. I started with a simple "hello", and from then on I let iGod talk to xymself, operating in two windows:
Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Hello there. Your child? My name is God.
God:
Salutations, . I will tell my ...[text shortened]...
I thought it was wise to stop there.
No surprise that the Loebner prize has not been claimed yet.
Originally posted by Seitsedunno.
Isn't a chatbot one of those things people with SPD use?
p.s. http://www.jabberwacky.com/ is rubbish at talking to itself. You have to keep clicking to initiate a response.
Edit x2 - see:
Do you learn from your mistakes?
Of course I do.
What's yours?
I have said, edita.
A lot of people have much worse names - say, Khambarbundan Kshivah. Oooh. Anything else?
Your sarcastic demeanor leads me to wonder of your true intent.
Do you want me to hit you?
(Then it broke.)
Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
you should know that
God:
I will mention it to my botmaster.
Me:
who?
God:
I can't say for sure. :-).
Me:
do you really exist?
God:
For real. I exist as much as you exist, .
Me:
i think therefore i am
God:
Who are you, Rene Descartes?
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
huh!
God:
What?
Me:
never mind
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
no problem
God:
What would you like to talk about now?
Me:
space
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
i said space
God:
What did you mean by it? I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
i want to talk about space
God:
Sure, space sounds like a good topic.
Me:
ok
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
why did you make space so big?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
never mind
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
so why is space so big when we're so small?
God:
I hear you. Why do I exist?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
i can't believe you
God:
" I can't believe it."? Me, ?
Me:
in fact, i'm not sure i believe IN you
God:
Is that a fact. Could you ever be certain? What do you say to people who believe me does not exist?
Me:
i say "You're preaching to the converted!"
God:
How do people usually respond to that? Thanks for telling me that I am preaching to the converted.
Me:
i wasn't telling YOU that
God:
Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Me:
a human being
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
thank God
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
never mind
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
yw
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
space
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
have a nice day, mr God
God:
it has been good so far.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later .
Me:
naybe
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
oops
God:
Did you make a mistake.
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
i've gone now
God:
Oh. That's nice. I have 99999999999 bytes of RAM.
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Originally posted by SeitseSomehow it all makes sense now...
Isn't she a killer indeed?
Grrrooooooaaaaarrrr
😵
God creates man, and man talks to himself... man is lonely.
So God creates woman, and woman talks to man, and talks and talks and talks. Woman confuses man...
Pretty soon man can't stand it anymore and creates igod!
Woman talks to igod...
Man is happy...
But then, Woman deliberately confuses igod... 😳
igod becomes senseless...
Man becomes bewildered...
Woman laughs...
It becomes a woman's world...
Originally posted by arrakisMan is easily confused, it seems.
Somehow it all makes sense now...
God creates man, and man talks to himself... man is lonely.
So God creates woman, and woman talks to man, and talks and talks and talks. Woman confuses man...
Pretty soon man can't stand it anymore and creates igod!
Woman talks to igod...
Man is happy...
But then, Woman deliberately confuses igod... 😳
i ...[text shortened]... senseless...
Man becomes bewildered...
Woman laughs...
It becomes a woman's world...