04 Feb 20
@old-indian saidCongratulations not one 'eh' after a sentence.
Nose hairs? I pull them but they grow back!
Joints deciding to grow extra bone?
Acid reflux?
Always horny?
I can’t see anymore! My glasses don’t work!
Watching the news? Never did that before!
I am only 40 π
BTW: It is all down hill after 40 unless you take care of yourself.
-VR
04 Feb 20
@very-rusty saideh
Congratulations not one 'eh' after a sentence.
BTW: It is all down hill after 40 unless you take care of yourself.
-VR
04 Feb 20
@old-indian saidobserve, children, and learn
I am only 40 π
40 orbits of a small star creates an illusion of age
@rookie54 saidActually the years are counted by 365 days every 4th year you have 366 represent how many years old someone is. Depending on their health shape they keep themselves in may be younger or older than their actual age.
observe, children, and learn
40 orbits of a small star creates an illusion of age
-VR
04 Feb 20
@very-rusty saidobserve, children, and learn
Actually the years are counted by 365 days every 4th year you have 366 represent how many years old someone is. Depending on their health shape they keep themselves in may be younger or older than their actual age.
-VR
anytime, everytime, you begin a sentence with "actually"
you are dumber than a hitchin post
@old-indian saidLOL....Stoopid eh? π
Hahaa rusty stoopid!
Learn how to spell it, or you will feel the wrath of the spelling cops on here! π
-VR
04 Feb 20
@old-indian saidSix years ahead of you sir.
Nose hairs? I pull them but they grow back!
Joints deciding to grow extra bone?
Acid reflux?
Always horny?
I can’t see anymore! My glasses don’t work!
Watching the news? Never did that before!
I am only 40 π
Eyebrows go weird at 42.
@Ghost-of-a-Duke
I still have my own teeth AND eyebrows and I am a genuine card carrying old fart at 78. I'll still arm wrestle you out of your place in the sunπ
04 Feb 20
@sonhouse saidIf that is true, you must keep in good shape, well done!
@Ghost-of-a-Duke
I still have my own teeth AND eyebrows and I am a genuine card carrying old fart at 78. I'll still arm wrestle you out of your place in the sunπ
-VR
04 Feb 20
@sonhouse saidNo sun in London sir, and you'd have to use your left arm.
@Ghost-of-a-Duke
I still have my own teeth AND eyebrows and I am a genuine card carrying old fart at 78. I'll still arm wrestle you out of your place in the sunπ
@ghost-of-a-duke saidI shave mine off
Six years ahead of you sir.
Eyebrows go weird at 42.
no one even notices
why do we even have eyebrows?
04 Feb 20
@lemondrop saidSo your icon is a close image of yourself?
I shave mine off
no one even notices
why do we even have eyebrows?
-VR