Old age wtf?

Nose hairs? I pull them but they grow back!
Joints deciding to grow extra bone?
Acid reflux?
Always horny?
I can’t see anymore! My glasses don’t work!
Watching the news? Never did that before!

I am only 40 😞

@old-indian said
Nose hairs? I pull them but they grow back!
Joints deciding to grow extra bone?
Acid reflux?
Always horny?
I can’t see anymore! My glasses don’t work!
Watching the news? Never did that before!

I am only 40 😞

Congratulations not one 'eh' after a sentence.

BTW: It is all down hill after 40 unless you take care of yourself.

-VR

@very-rusty said
Congratulations not one 'eh' after a sentence.

BTW: It is all down hill after 40 unless you take care of yourself.

-VR

eh

@old-indian said

I am only 40 😞

observe, children, and learn

40 orbits of a small star creates an illusion of age

@rookie54 said
observe, children, and learn

40 orbits of a small star creates an illusion of age

Actually the years are counted by 365 days every 4th year you have 366 represent how many years old someone is. Depending on their health shape they keep themselves in may be younger or older than their actual age.

-VR

@very-rusty said
Actually the years are counted by 365 days every 4th year you have 366 represent how many years old someone is. Depending on their health shape they keep themselves in may be younger or older than their actual age.

-VR

observe, children, and learn

anytime, everytime, you begin a sentence with "actually"

you are dumber than a hitchin post

Hahaa rusty stoopid!

@rookie54 said
observe, children, and learn

anytime, everytime, you begin a sentence with "actually"

you are dumber than a hitchin post

Actually it is done for all the spelling cops on here!

You're welcome! 😛 😉

-VR

@old-indian said
Hahaa rusty stoopid!

LOL....Stoopid eh? 😛

Learn how to spell it, or you will feel the wrath of the spelling cops on here! 😛

-VR

@old-indian said
Nose hairs? I pull them but they grow back!
Joints deciding to grow extra bone?
Acid reflux?
Always horny?
I can’t see anymore! My glasses don’t work!
Watching the news? Never did that before!

I am only 40 😞

Six years ahead of you sir.

Eyebrows go weird at 42.

@Ghost-of-a-Duke
I still have my own teeth AND eyebrows and I am a genuine card carrying old fart at 78. I'll still arm wrestle you out of your place in the sun😉

@sonhouse said
@Ghost-of-a-Duke
I still have my own teeth AND eyebrows and I am a genuine card carrying old fart at 78. I'll still arm wrestle you out of your place in the sun😉

If that is true, you must keep in good shape, well done!

-VR

@sonhouse said
@Ghost-of-a-Duke
I still have my own teeth AND eyebrows and I am a genuine card carrying old fart at 78. I'll still arm wrestle you out of your place in the sun😉

No sun in London sir, and you'd have to use your left arm.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Six years ahead of you sir.

Eyebrows go weird at 42.

I shave mine off
no one even notices
why do we even have eyebrows?

@lemondrop said
I shave mine off
no one even notices
why do we even have eyebrows?

So your icon is a close image of yourself?

-VR