Originally posted by Lazerbluelol i had all of those except the rich last night lol!
This reminds of of my favourite analysis of being drunk.
We cal ALL relate to this !! ( or is it just me ? )
Stage 1 - SMART
This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course ...[text shortened]... gs because no one can see or hear you and because you're still SMART you know all the words.
fred
The bad thing about drinking is that once you have one or two drinks, suddenly you start makiing the really good decisions, the ones you never would have made while still sober. That's when you decide to drink alot more, perhaps removing extra clothing, or taking a shower with three people of various genders....... going skinny dipping in the ocean in february, ah ermm......did I say that out loud????
Originally posted by elvendreamgirllol that sounds like fun 😀😉
The bad thing about drinking is that once you have one or two drinks, suddenly you start makiing the really good decisions, the ones you never would have made while still sober. That's when you decide to drink alot more, perhaps removing extra clothing, or taking a shower with three people of various genders....... going skinny dipping in the ocean in february, ah ermm......did I say that out loud????
fred
Reminds me of a program I saw the other night called "WORLD'S WILDEST POLICE VIDEOS". They showed actual footage from the police cruisers as they chased a guy thru 2 counties. He smashed into several parked cars but refused to stop. Finally, his car engine blew up and he coasted to the side of the road. The sherrif walked up to the car and said, "What's your problem buddy!?", to which the guy replied, "I just need another beer!"
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Originally posted by Freddie2004Did you know...
help my head hurts...it's pumping very much...anyone got a remedy?
fred
That heavy drinkers usually don't have hangovers!? Back when I USED to drink heavy, when I was a supervisor 🙁 , I could down a 5th of whiskey, vodka or tequila any night and NEVER have a hangover the next day. I'm really glad those days are over, but for the people who still have the need to consume LARGE AMOUNTS OF BOOZE, I'll give you a some tips:
It's true that alcohol kills brain cells, but...
1) Hangovers are actually caused from dehydration of the body. Soooo, if you include WATER in your mix then your dehydration will be less than if you include soda.
2) Drink at least 12 oz of water before you go to bed after a binge!
3) Buy two 12 oz spring water bottles that have the cap on the top to drink out of. Always fill them up with spring water and place them on a table by your bed (NEVER use tap water or distilled water). The important thing to a person suffering from alcohol poisoning (cause that's what it is), is to restore the body to it's proper water content and also get as much sleep as possible.
Hence, when you wake up a few hours after you crashed with the feeling that you're in a desert and dying of thirst, you do not have to get out of bed, or even ift your head off the pillow. You just swing an arm over, grab one of the water bottles, thrust it into your mouth and gulp the water down. Then you swing the water bottle back to the table, pass out again and are ready to repeat the sequence next time you wake.
This procedure no only eliminates hangovers, it may save your life from kidney and/or liver poisoning.