one of my maths teachers:

there are 10 types of people; those that understand binary, and those
that don't...

i know, it's awful-but has anyone got any other good jokes???

G

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Originally posted by genius
there are 10 types of people; those that understand binary, and
those
that don't...

i know, it's awful-but has anyone got any other good jokes???

G

This joke simply doesn't work if you read it out loud! (The binary one, that is!)

agreed. nice aviator though🙂

David

Q: Which department is cheaper to fund, Philosophy or Mathematics?

A: Although Mathematics requires pens and wastepaper baskets,
Philosophy merely requires pens.

Originally posted by bbarr
Q: Which department is cheaper to fund, Philosophy or
Mathematics?

A: Although Mathematics requires pens and wastepaper baskets,
Philosophy merely requires pens.

Originally posted by UncleAdam
What about paper?😉

🙂

Two guys walk into a bar........the third one ducks 😛

Originally posted by zach918
Two guys walk into a bar........the third one ducks 😛

duck walks into a bar,
"can i get a fish?"
"i'm sorry, we don't sell fish here"
"oh, o.k."
5 mins later he goes up to the bar again,
"do you have anty fish???"
"no!"
"you sure?"
"yes! i'm sure" shouted the barman "and if you ask me one more time i'll nail you bill to the bar!!!"
15 mins later the duck returns
"do you have any nails?"
"no"
"can i get a fish?"
😏

G