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Originally posted by yo its me
Maybe things are okay without such a notion...

Yo, learned a few things yesterday from Smaug that I am motivated to

implement, with the good natured help of anyone who will work with me.

Originally posted by adramforall
For crimes against the fora I sentence you to 15 years without the possiblity of parole.

Adram, did you say, "Without the possibility of parole" or "possibility of new posts"?

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
I was only checking to see whether or not you were still awake, out of

a passing concern that those gourmet burgers might need turning.

Did I post that I was cooking burgers? If not, your sixth sense is well honed tonight GB! 🙂

Originally posted by Policestate
Did I post that I was cooking burgers? If not, your sixth sense is well honed tonight GB! 🙂

Thank you, Sir, for the first glaring Oxford Alum violation of the thread's cardinal rule.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Thank you, Sir, for the first glaring Oxford Alum violation of the thread's cardinal rule.

Of course I meant that if you knew I was cooking burgers, your sixth sense is more honed that I thought!

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
... after having turned it off (or at least on low) at the RHP General Forum.

Then, suddenly, he woke up from what was an incredibly real dream to find himself in the the dank, dark confines of an unfamiliar cellar.

Originally posted by Policestate
Of course I meant that if you knew I was cooking burgers, your sixth sense is more honed that I thought!

Precisely what I was thinking, Chief, as well as about onions and cracked black peppercorns.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Then, suddenly, he woke up from what was an incredibly real dream to find himself in the the dank, dark confines of an unfamiliar cellar.

... cellar with a few trusted friends who made all the difference.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
... cellar with a few trusted friends who made all the difference.

The friends thou hast, and their adoption tried, grapple them to thy soul with hoops of steel......

Originally posted by muppyman
The friends thou hast, and their adoption tried, grapple them to thy soul with hoops of steel......

Muppy, it is such a well kept secret that you are not only the judicial

conscience but also the articulate soul and gentle heart of this forum.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
... cellar with a few trusted friends who made all the difference.

Soon his sock puppet friends, Sally and Jesus, lost their luster and the Old Man focused all his concentration on trying to lick his own elbow.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Soon his sock puppet friends, Sally and Jesus, lost their luster and the Old Man focused all his concentration on trying to lick his own elbow.

... figuratively speaking of his hunger, of course, as his real desire

was to stand upon the dining room host chair to quietly announce

to all with ears, "Come to the table, please. Life is being served."

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
... figuratively speaking of his hunger, of course, as his real desire

was to stand upon the dining room host chair to quietly announce

to all with ears, "Come to the table, please. Life is being served."

His fanciful dinner toast was viciously cut short by the German Sheppard his humorless host unleashed upon him.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
His fanciful dinner toast was viciously cut short by the German Sheppard his humorless host unleashed upon him.

At last he found reason to rejoice at the passing of many decades in the stream of his life, for it had bestowed many gifts of knowledge, not the least of which was Plato's assertion that "A dog has the soul of a philosopher"...............

Originally posted by muppyman
At last he found reason to rejoice at the passing of many decades in the stream of his life, for it had bestowed many gifts of knowledge, not the least of which was Plato's assertion that "A dog has the soul of a philosopher"...............

... and so finally and quite providentially he found loyalty and rapport

at carpeted floor level rather than across a sometimes hostile table.